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Monday, October 30, 2006

Mary Carey wants to "grease the wheels of business" and "stimulate our economy"

"Oh my God, his daughters!" Said Carey. "I'd love to party with his daughters. I'd love to meet them. I totally want to have sex with them."

AMERICAblog: GOP porn scandal widens: In addition to accepting donations from gay "porn king," GOP also took money from "porn queen" Mary Carey

You'll recall that late last night Josh Marshall reported that the national Republican party has repeatedly accepted donations from one of the top gay porn producers in the country. This story is relevant since the Republicans have been hitting Democrat Harold Ford in Tennessee with ads claiming he took donations from a Hollywood porn producer.

[...] But that excuse rings hollow when you consider that the GOP had no problem tarring Harold Ford with the same charge. But far more damning is the fact that the Republican party has a history of accepting money from the porn industry. It hasn't just happened before - the GOP openly welcomed porn money.

Case in point, my girl Mary Carey, who just last year gave $5,000 to the GOP, the GOP knew who she was, and they gladly accepted her money made from screwing guys on film.

[...] Mary and her boss donated $5000 last year to the National Republican Congress Committee (NRCC) - the organization that helps elect Republicans to the US House, and which is ironically headed by embattled Congressman Tom Reynolds (R-NY), who is now embroiled in the Mark Foley child sex predator scandal. Their $5k donation got them dinner with the president and a slew of top Republican congressional leaders, and even lunch with Karl Rove. AMERICAblog

Porn star's dream: Sex with Bush twins
June 21, 2005
Despite criticism of the White House and the NRCC for including a hard-core pornographer and one of his porn stars at the event, neither Bush nor the Republicans showed any signs of hesitation at taking $5,000 from Kulkis and including the pair among the 6,000 guests – this despite Carey's appearance in such movies as "Lesbian Big Boob Bangeroo" and "Everybody Loves Big Boobies."

The presence of two high-profile pornographers at an event to honor the president didn't concern the organization hosting the event.

"They've paid their money," explained Carl Forti, communications director of the NRCC. "No matter what they do, the money is going to go to help elect Republicans to the House."

Carey, 24, ran for California governor against Arnold Schwarzenegger on a platform that included taxing breast enhancements, making lap dances tax deductible, recruiting porn stars as "ambassadors of good will" and putting Web cams up in every room of the governor's mansion.

campaign platform of porn star Mary Carey, candidate who ran for California governor:

Make lap dances a tax deductible business expense to "grease the wheels of business" and "stimulate our economy";

Tax breast implants, which she says could bring in millions in tax revenue from Beverly Hills alone;

Wire the Governor's Mansion with live web cams in every room. Mary Carey - Porn Star for Governor of California! Keith Olberman: Porn star dines with Bush

CAREY: I had a great time. You know, Republicans can party almost as much as porn stars. [...] I think they can drink just as much. There were some really drunk guys by the end of the night. I was getting propositions to have threesomes with wives or mistresses. I was offered money from oil tycoons! I mean, it‘s pretty exciting. I didn‘t take any money and I didn‘t do any threesomes, but it was pretty—I was just surprised. I thought everyone would be stuck up and no one was going to like me. And everyone loved me and got drunk and took pictures with me. So I want to keep going to Republican events. I‘m a fully converted Republican now."

Carey also sat down for an interview with "The Daily Show's" Stephen Colbert:

COLBERT: What appeals to you about the Republican party?

CAREY: I just think Republicans are very, very wealthy people. And, um, if I want to be wealthy and powerful I should hang out with them. If you play with cripples you start to limp. So I don't want to play with cripples anymore. I want to be up with the NBA players, y'know, which is Republicans.

Colbert: Okay. In your analogy Democrats are handicapped and Republicans are tall athletic black men.

CAREY: Exactly. That's exactly what it is.

COLBERT(narration): But today's GOP is not just for pornographers. It also embraces compulsive gamblers [photo of Bill Bennett], drug addicts [photo of Rush Limbaugh], and convicted killers [photo of Don King].

Mary Carey Jokes
"You all know who Mary Carey is? She's the porn star who's running for governor, and she has this Web site where she does naked jumping jacks. You know, I think I speak to most guys when I say, 'Yeah, that's all well and good, but where does she stand on the issues?' ... Actually, Carey said today she's offered to debate six guys, all at the same time." —Jay Leno

"Mary Carey, the porn star candidate, she says she will raise money in L. A. by taxing breast implants. She says that any L.A. women with natural breasts will be tax-exempt. See, I like that, she's reaching out to minorities." —Jay Leno

"Hustler publisher Larry Flynt and adult film star Mary Carey, they're also running. See you know what bothers me about the two of them? See, this could split the all-important porn vote." —Jay Leno

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