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Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Download Pictures of Britney Spears Without Panties While Learning About Feminism!

The timing for an emergency congressional amendment to save the
Britney Spears/Kevin Federline marriage is growing critical!

(Why we must Save Britney's Marriage!)

Download Britney Spears Sex Video, the feminist way!
Feminists have taken up the cause to save Britney Spears' marriage!

Download Britney Spears Sex Video, the feminist way!Radical feminist bloggers have decided to use the popularity of internet keywords like "Britney Spears," and "Britney Spears' crotch" to link to sites like the National Organization for Women, according to

So if you click on a link to "Britney Spears Crotch Shots" you might end up at a site for a feminist organization. Despite the confusion that this might make for some earnest internet users, I say full speed ahead! Anything to save Britney's marriage to Fed-Ex!

Now I do have a couple of questions that come to mind regarding this issue. If you link porn to the National Organization for Women, isn't it possible that somebody might get the wrong idea about this organization?

Also, the person looking for pictures of Britney's no-no special place that they thwart might not be man. The person hunting for those 'special' photos of Britney Spears might even be a feminist. (Think about it.) Thus, misleading links may even confound people within feminist organizations.

But maybe their quest is to try to stop porn altogether, and not just frustrate the unenlightened. If this is the case, then the sheer volume of porn on the internet would make any task of this nature rather daunting, to say the least.

Internet Filter Review estimates that there are 4.2 million porn Web sites12 percent of the total amount of sites — allowing access to 72 million worldwide visitors annually. One-quarter of total daily search engine requests, or 68 million, are for pornographic material, where 40 million Americans are regular visitors.

Al Gore is vocal on the subjects of global warming and politics - but when it comes to boldface shenanigans, the former vice president's lips are sealed. Soledad O'Brien interviewed Gore at Time Warner's Conversation on the Circle event Tuesday night, but left out one pressing issue: Britney Spears' recent crotch shots. When Page Six later asked Gore if he thought Spears should wear underwear, he responded with a crimson blush and "No comment." Huffington Post's Rachel Sklar quipped, "Now that's an inconvenient truth!" via Wonkette

Cool Ranch Cheetos

The secret to saving the marriage of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline is an emergency congressional ammendment to create a new hybrid snack flavor, Cool Ranch Cheetos. Mr. Spears Federline loves Doritos, either regular or cool ranch flavored. Spears, on the other hand, is fond of Cheetos.

Save Britney's Marriage Links Save Britney's Marriage
AMERICAblog: Please support the Defense of Britney's Marriage Act
Zaius Nation: We must save Britney's marriage now--before it is too late!
Zaius Nation: Won't congress do something?

Feminists Can Download Their Free Britney Spears Crotch Shots Here!
Molly Good: Throw us a bone, Britney Britney Spears Panties and Pink Bra
The Superficial: Britney Spears at it again, this time with lace
M&C: Britney Spears booed at ball game
The Superficial: Paris Hilton is practically a nun Britney Spears Voted Worst Dog Owner
The Hollywood Gossip: Britney Spears Jeered By Crowd at Lakers Game, Wears See-Through "dress"to Dinner With Mom Belching Britney Spears Is Most Viewed Video Britney Spears Burping Video Definition: no-no+special+place

Lindsay Lohan's Crotch Takes The Heat Off of Poor Britney Just how Lo can lazy Lindsay go? Lindsay Lohan doesn't wear panties [ fake ]
The Superficial: Lindsay Lohan's vagina gets busted [ 1, 2 ]
The Superficial: Lindsay Lohan shows off her very shaved vagina again [ 2 ]

The Saga of the Lack of Panties Lives On Britney Spears Hates Panties: Show It Baby, One More Time!
National Ledger: Britney Spears Without Paris Hilton, Without Panties: Yes, Again
MSNBC: Brit's bits: Pop star caught without panties Britney -- Hit Me With Your Best Shot Britney Buys Panties!
National Ledger: Britney Spears No Panties Tour Making Fed-Ex Look Good Britney Spears Is A Mess, Photographed Without Panties Hey Britney, Wake Up! You're Rich! And a Mom! that mystery in your panties

For all of the latest, important updates about Britney Spears lack of panties:
the official FOX News Britney Spears Celebrity Panties No Panties Center

Download Pictures of Britney Spears Without Panties While Learning About Feminism


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