Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Ack! I am the Victim of a Transporter Malfunction!

 
Ack! I have been caught in an quasi-entrobial Hasslein distortion loop while being beamed to the planet Tralmafador via the Starship Enterprise transporter! (Damn you and your Saurian brandy, Engineer Scott!) Click here to see the horrifying results. The unusual effects have been most embarrassing, I must say! (On the plus side, after the event I found a considerable number of delicious Cheez-It's discreetly lodged in my underpants, so at least I have something crunchy to snack on. Mmm, crispy cheesiness!)
 

21 comments:

  1. Heehee! If I circle my mouse cursor around your head, I can make you look really silly.

    It's probably no big deal. They always end up crossing the beams or reversing the polarity or something. Or maybe your original template is archived on Google.

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  2. Well, I dunno. It's not so bad, you kind a look like my neighbor now. SHe's not the prettiest of women, but pretty isn't everything.

    On a side note, I find crunchy things to snack on in my underpants too, but I don't think they're Cheez-Its.

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  3. Note to self: never accept Cheezits from Zaius.

    Regards,

    Tengrain

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  4. Pretty cool - although Tranya is much better than Saurian brandy.

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  5. You are a kind of god, Dr. Zaius. But I no longer crave Cheez-its

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  6. The hair will grow back but that brandy will hang with you for months. Best just stick to Romulan ale.

    Doc

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  7. That's what happens when they don't have the power!

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  8. Losing one's glorious fur is no laughing matter.

    I will gladly donate some of my fur, if it would help.

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  9. At least you didn't meld with Troi.

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  10. I'm sure if you reroute the transporter power through the main deflector dish this can be fixed in no time!

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  11. I'll keep my fingers crossed you don't get split into the good Dr. Zaius and the evil Dr. Zaius next time you transport for cheezit dip.

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  12. Don't worry Doctor, I'll fix you.

    *Tap tap tap* ZAP!

    Oh oh....

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  13. I'm with Ten on this one, Dr. Z ... but even without all your gorgeous hair you are still pretty darned cute!


    BAC

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  14. Ah, Preppy-Zaius! You'll never live this one down (or at least, not 'till your fur grows back!

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  15. Lockwood: Indeed! Ever since the accident I have had this strange obseesion with cursors. I can't stop looking at them. Ack! There's another one!

    El Serracho!: That is perhaps the nicest thing that any one has ever said to me. Thank you, El Serracho! Dada is awesome!

    Zirgar: You know Zirgar, some things that are found in your underpants are best left unmentioned. ;o)

    Tengrain: **hrumph** Taht's all the more for me then, Tengrain. ;o)

    GETkristiLOVE: Yes, but it's so much harder to find! You have to get it from this guy!

    Utah Savage: Thank you, Utah Savage! I have always wanted to achieve godhood, you know. ;o)

    Doc: After this accident, I think that I am going to stick to chocolate milk and cookies!

    Darwin's Dagger: Ack! You make a good point. I am almost as ugly as Charleton Heston!

    Comrade Kevin: I have no idea what you are talking about. Do you mean cell phone batteries? :o)

    Moxie: Thanks, Moxie! Maybe I can just glue it on...

    Randal Graves: What is Troi's freakin' job on the enterprise, anyway? It seems that her primary function is to restate the obvious. ;o)

    Steve: Hey! That's a good idea! I'll tell the captain to get right on that...

    Susan: Jeepers! I hope not! That episode was extra scary

    Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: Ack! Damn you, Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator! That just made things worse!

    BAC: Jeepers, thanks BAC! **blush**

    The Cunning Runt: I know! Please don't tell anybody. This would be murder if it got out! The guys at the bowling alley would never let me live this down. ;o)

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  16. And wear short skirts, at least in season one. ;-)

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  17. Mini skirts and go go boots! Don't forget the go go boots. ;o)

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  18. So creepy and so damned funny at the same time.

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  19. Dammit Zaius, I'm not a hair engineer! I'm a Doctor.

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