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Thursday, July 16, 2009
The Joan of Arc of Alaska Politics
I don't like to think of Sarah Palin's recent actions as quitting, I like to think that her career as Governor has merely been aborted in the first term.
Can you just imagine her as President? She'll get halfway through her term, ask her personal assistant to check her itinerary, find that there's no interesting travel and only silly little Rose Garden events for Boy Scouts and she decides to up and quit because it's gotten boring. That's what this move of her has demonstrated. Lack of commitment.
In some ways, I'm glad she's around. It's quite obvious what she is and shows just how little they think of the average American's intelligence. It also showcases their hypocrisy and reminds us just how much contempt they have for the general public.
The thing is, Republican male politicians can't be made to resign at all. Sen. Craig, Sen. Ensign, Gov. Sanford, they all hung in there because they knew Jesus forgave them.
Why doesn't Sarah know Jesus forgives her for all that money the state has to give to lawyers? She must go to a really weird church.
Sarah Palin isn't smart enough to be a Witch. In fact, I bet she thinks that deep woods off repels heretics.
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin turned me into a newt.
ReplyDeleteBoth Mencken and Orwell tried to warn us, by gosh.
ReplyDeleteSeeing Eye Chick got that right. Now I'm going to follow her home.
ReplyDeleteLovely artwork.
After this comment, I'm going to quit this post.
ReplyDeleteThat wasn't merely brilliant..... it is the.... Thursday Reason For A Beer! Kudos!!
ReplyDeleteCan you just imagine her as President? She'll get halfway through her term, ask her personal assistant to check her itinerary, find that there's no interesting travel and only silly little Rose Garden events for Boy Scouts and she decides to up and quit because it's gotten boring. That's what this move of her has demonstrated. Lack of commitment.
ReplyDelete"aborted in the first term" lol
ReplyDeleteIn some ways, I'm glad she's around. It's quite obvious what she is and shows just how little they think of the average American's intelligence. It also showcases their hypocrisy and reminds us just how much contempt they have for the general public.
Dean Wormer said...
ReplyDeleteSarah Palin turned me into a newt.
A newt?
Who's Sarah Palin? Did I miss something?
ReplyDeleteThat's nothing. She turned me into an endanngered species and then shot me.
ReplyDeleteShe is the gift that keeps on giving.
ReplyDeleteThe thing is, Republican male politicians can't be made to resign at all. Sen. Craig, Sen. Ensign, Gov. Sanford, they all hung in there because they knew Jesus forgave them.
Why doesn't Sarah know Jesus forgives her for all that money the state has to give to lawyers? She must go to a really weird church.
Sarah would only resign the presidency in order to run for God. The old one is too liberal.
ReplyDeleteThat's the best line I've ever heard, Zaius. :)
ReplyDeleteShe's a witch? I thought she was supposed to be Joan of Arc.
ReplyDeleteSeeing Eye Chick: "Deep Woods Off" - I don't get it. Why would they make a spray that repels trees?
ReplyDeleteDean Wormer: I hear that Sarah's politics is very similar to a certain Newt's politics. ;o)
Jess Wundrun: Yes, and did we listen? Noooooo!
Utah Savage: Thanks, Utah Savage! You will have to follow Seeing Eye Chick's bread crumbs. ;o)
Randal Graves: Quitting to win! Victory by way of failure! It makes perfect sense.
OKJimm: Yay! It is always a good time to imbibe! :o)
Lisa: Yes, but she would do it to help the people of America. If she was president, I would be glad to see her go!
The Hermit: We should all be grateful to Sarah... She is the comedic gift that keeps on giving!
Susan: I know! It's like wrestling or FOX News. Who are these people that watch that stuff!?!?
Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: I think that he means Newt Gingritch! ;o)
Zirgar: She is a bit of flotsam that became attached to John McCain's bootstrap.
That Face!: Ouch! It's the endangered species that are the most fun to hunt, unfortunately.
Matty Boy: Indeed! She just keeps re-wrapping herself with every press conference. ;o)
It is hard to leave a job for any reason when Jesus is so strongly on your side. Being God's chosen is such a heavy cross to bear!
Mac from Oregon: Indeed! I think that Republican's biggest difficulty is mangling the bible's words and philosophy to fit into their vile intentions.
Comrade Kevin: Hee hee! Thanks, Comrade Kevin! :o)
Übermilf: After a very successful military career, Joan of Arc was burned as witch.
best. line. ever.
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