I could while away the hours, conferrin' with the flowers Consultin' with the rain. And my head I'd be scratchin' while my thoughts were busy hatchin' If I only had a brain. I'd unravel every riddle for any individ'le, In trouble or in pain. With the thoughts you'll be thinkin' you could be another Lincoln If you only had a brain. Oh, I could tell you why The ocean's near the shore. I could think of things I never thunk before. And then I'd sit, and think some more. I would not be just a nothin' my head all full of stuffin' My heart all full of pain. I would dance and be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry, If I only had a brain.
Oooooh! I just got a chill when I read that!
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((Hugs))
Laura
Don't be fooled, he only wants to add to his brain-in-a-jar collection!
ReplyDeletemmm.. tasty brains !
ReplyDeleteWhy are you leering at that poor woman, and holding a jar of brains and a scapel?
ReplyDeleteHow to Serve Man, indeed!
Regards,
Tengrain
I suppose you'll want to be on the public dole, receiving tax dollars for your nefarious deeds as a "doctor," as well.
ReplyDeleteThat's okay. Just wave a banana in the air and he'll chase after it.
ReplyDeleteMmmmmm, I like brains too...with cilantro lime rice, Greek salad and a nice glass of Yoo-hoo!
ReplyDeleteMy brains are well-marinated. But you can't try them right now, I'm busy trying to get them to work. (Should I be using the plural form?)
ReplyDeleteI could while away the hours, conferrin' with the flowers
ReplyDeleteConsultin' with the rain.
And my head I'd be scratchin' while
my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.
I'd unravel every riddle for any individ'le,
In trouble or in pain.
With the thoughts you'll be thinkin'
you could be another Lincoln
If you only had a brain.
Oh, I could tell you why The ocean's near the shore.
I could think of things I never thunk before.
And then I'd sit, and think some more.
I would not be just a nothin' my head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain.
I would dance and be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry,
If I only had a brain.
Sunshine: Indeed! I have that effect on women, it seems. ;o)
ReplyDeleteRandal Graves: Shh! Don't tell any one about my little collection. ;o)
EspressoFrog: But of course! But some brains are tastier than others... ;o)
Tengrain: One must have a hobby, I always say. ;o)
Lisa: Bah! The only "Dole" I know sells pineapples and other fruit. :o)
Übermilf: How about a banana split with chocolate syrup? ;o0
Zirgar: I have always felt that brains are best served cold, with slatherings of formaldehyde. ;o)
Jess Wundrun: I think that the singular and plural forms are both correct, depending on the context. ;o)
Susan: I love that song! I always sing it before an upcoming acquisition. ;o)
HAHAHAHAHA! Too good!
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