Wow, Genius--Pure Genius. By inventing this sadistic Rube Goldberg toy--you can get other people to kick themselves in their own ass, and you do not even have to get off the couch or stop playing solitaire on the tax payer's dime.
Übermilf: That's what you get for listening to Country and Western music. You should stick to Country Western Bacon Cheeseburgers! ;o)
Sunshine: Indeed! Perhaps a whole series of "ouches"! ;o)
Seeing Eye Chick: Who would want to sit on the couch and play solitaire on the tax payer's dime? I want to sit on the couch and eat chocolate cake on the tax payer's dime! ;o)
Tengrain: OK - now you are just scaring me, Tengrain. ;o)
Randal Graves: Yes! Just like Imelda Marcos! ;o)
Susan: Ack! I would like to provide them with a few "death benefits". :o(
Terry: Instead of a "Kick in the Head", I wish that we could ge a "Jump Start"!
Teresita: Alberto Gonzales! Where did you find him? ;o)
Sunshine: Yay! Thanks, Laura! ;o)
Comrade Kevin: Sooner than you might think, unfortunately. ;o)
Hmmmm. That looks like an interesting contraption!
ReplyDeleteI think an "Ouch"! Might be in order!
((Hugs))
Laura
Wow, Genius--Pure Genius. By inventing this sadistic Rube Goldberg toy--you can get other people to kick themselves in their own ass, and you do not even have to get off the couch or stop playing solitaire on the tax payer's dime.
ReplyDeleteAmazing. This comes from NASA right?
Zaius -
ReplyDeleteWhere can I find one of these? I have urgent needs.
Regards,
Tengrain
Are you questioning the efficacy of someone's fetish? Maybe we like shoes.
ReplyDeleteMe: We have the patient scheduled for liver cancer treatment next week and need your authorization.
ReplyDeleteThem: Our company has a policy of allowing at least 30 days for medical review by our accountants.
Me: The patient could be beyond help by then.
Them: The patient doesn't have a death benefit with our company.
Huh. Yewz have it all wrong. This is a "Kick in the Head" machine.
ReplyDeleteOf course, when you fill out your claims, you need this.
ReplyDeleteI made you your fudge ... ;P
ReplyDelete((Hugs))
Laura
When do we get to do the hokey pokey?
ReplyDeleteÜbermilf: That's what you get for listening to Country and Western music. You should stick to Country Western Bacon Cheeseburgers! ;o)
ReplyDeleteSunshine: Indeed! Perhaps a whole series of "ouches"! ;o)
Seeing Eye Chick: Who would want to sit on the couch and play solitaire on the tax payer's dime? I want to sit on the couch and eat chocolate cake on the tax payer's dime! ;o)
Tengrain: OK - now you are just scaring me, Tengrain. ;o)
Randal Graves: Yes! Just like Imelda Marcos! ;o)
Susan: Ack! I would like to provide them with a few "death benefits". :o(
Terry: Instead of a "Kick in the Head", I wish that we could ge a "Jump Start"!
Teresita: Alberto Gonzales! Where did you find him? ;o)
Sunshine: Yay! Thanks, Laura! ;o)
Comrade Kevin: Sooner than you might think, unfortunately. ;o)
i thought cruel and unusual punishment were banned - except if you are an insurance company
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