Thursday, December 24, 2009

Senate Passes Health Bill

 
Yay! On this was born a senate bill that will kill thousands of innocent Americans with Death Panels!
 

5 comments:

  1. I'm gratified the old Death Panels of haphazard denial of claims, paperwork foot-dragging and caps on care have been replaced by the far more logical and equitable Nu-Death Quorums.

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  2. Soilent Green is Grandma! Little do *THEY know that this healthbill also doubles as a global warming preventative measure.

    Buahahahahahahahaaaaaaa

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  3. Happy Christmas Zaius!

    I hope you got laid in the manger, too!

    Regards,

    Tengrain

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  4. Sleestak: It's just like Logan's Run - Every day is Last Day! Merry Christmas, Sleestak! ;o)

    Seeing Eye Chick: Ack! I blame Al Gore! Merry Christmas, Seeing Eye Chick! ;o)

    Tengrain: Sarah Palin is so Christ-like that she is veritably mangeriffic! Merry Christmas, Tengrain! ;o)

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  5. I thought there was a provision that limited this to the first born.

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