Hey, while we're at it, trot out Joe Wilson and make him apologize again. Here's his prepared text: "Hi folks! Remember me? I'm the smarmy little cocksucker with zero impulse control!" I violated 200 plus years of decorum! I might as well have taken a shit on the floor, and then wallowed in it while I made 'ymmuny' sounds! Sorry about that!"
and then get that fat-ass farm-subsidy welfare whoer from Texas, the one with the foreign sounding name. Make him suck a dick before the cameras.
Barton only misconstructed, where's the harm in a little misconstruction? He meant what he said and he said what he meant and then it was clear that despite the proper construction the GOBP didn't like the truth of their love for Tony Hayward. Man on very rich man love should not be spoken of in front of cameras ~ it looks bad. It makes them look greedy and elitist. Speaking the truth no matter the sentence construction is verboten in GOBP circles when the cameras are rolling.
Mark, I just saw your comment. Tony is watching the Yacht races off the coast of France. His yacht, The Oilslick, is in the race. He'll be back. And as always, in the big oil industry, there will be blood and plenty of it.
I hope so Ten. But if the republicans take the congress this November (unlikely, but possible) Joe may be the most popular guy, given that his oil overlords will no doubt reward him. Then every republican looking for a penny will be on all fours, waiting to sniff his hindquarters.
Hey, while we're at it, trot out Joe Wilson and make him apologize again. Here's his prepared text: "Hi folks! Remember me? I'm the smarmy little cocksucker with zero impulse control!" I violated 200 plus years of decorum! I might as well have taken a shit on the floor, and then wallowed in it while I made 'ymmuny' sounds! Sorry about that!"
ReplyDeleteand then get that fat-ass farm-subsidy welfare whoer from Texas, the one with the foreign sounding name. Make him suck a dick before the cameras.
That would be cool.
When a pol gets to the point that the other pols in his own party are pretending not to know him, well, the end is nigh!
ReplyDeleteRgds,
Tengrain
I simply cannot top either post.
ReplyDeleteWhere's Darth Vader when you need him.
ReplyDeleteWe can only hope that Tony hasn't left the public stage forever.
ReplyDeleteBarton only misconstructed, where's the harm in a little misconstruction? He meant what he said and he said what he meant and then it was clear that despite the proper construction the GOBP didn't like the truth of their love for Tony Hayward. Man on very rich man love should not be spoken of in front of cameras ~ it looks bad. It makes them look greedy and elitist. Speaking the truth no matter the sentence construction is verboten in GOBP circles when the cameras are rolling.
ReplyDeleteNice work Dr Z.
Mark, I just saw your comment. Tony is watching the Yacht races off the coast of France. His yacht, The Oilslick, is in the race. He'll be back. And as always, in the big oil industry, there will be blood and plenty of it.
ReplyDeleteI hope so Ten. But if the republicans take the congress this November (unlikely, but possible) Joe may be the most popular guy, given that his oil overlords will no doubt reward him. Then every republican looking for a penny will be on all fours, waiting to sniff his hindquarters.
ReplyDeletejust to clarify - Joe Barton is just about the sorriest individual on the planet -
ReplyDeleteBarton should just STFU. He only stops talking long enough to switch feet.
ReplyDeletei wonder if there was some wide stances between barton and hayward
ReplyDeletejust saying
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ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3UNhmZMU2Q
I'm sorry but.. Tony looks delicious!
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Laura
John Kurman: I like the idea! We could make it a "Joe Wilson is sorry all over again" party! ;o)
ReplyDeleteTengrain: So sad, even his cronies don't like him! ;o)
Seeing Eye Chick: ;o)
Randal Graves: I think that he is polishing his helmet. What? What? What did I say? ;o)
mark hoback: I think he is back! There is no CEO better than an already tarnished CEO! ;o)
Utah Savage: Thanks! It all makes sense when you explain it! ;o)
GMB: Eew. You paint a rather dramatic image! ;o)
Wide World of Dave: I agree! I think that he should apologize for that! ;o)
Soothsayer: I think that Barton is way past planning out a tactical advantage. ;o)
Distributorcap: Hmm... The do both look like they spend a lot of time in airport bathrooms. ;o)
Jang-chub Ozer: Ha! You know, Barton looks kind of like Homer Simpson... ;o)
Sunshine: Ha! I think that you should apologized for your apology, Laura! ;o)
I'm sorry but.. Tony looks delicious!