tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-274448982024-03-17T22:02:42.809-05:00Zaius Nation - Some apes are more equal than othersZaius Nation - Some apes are more equal than othersDr. Zaiushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16153875976834518896noreply@blogger.comBlogger2179125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27444898.post-40323330818547986602012-12-21T14:22:00.001-06:002012-12-21T14:23:03.856-06:00NRA CEO Wayne LaPierre Provides His Solution For American Gun Violence <BR><CENTER><IMG SRC="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/zlapierre2.jpg" WIDTH="441" HEIGHT="282" BORDER="0" ALT="NRA CEO Wayne LaPierre Provides His Solution For American Gun Violence"></CENTER> <BR>
Dr. Zaiushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16153875976834518896noreply@blogger.com19tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27444898.post-88601317502329116932012-12-10T03:36:00.000-06:002012-12-10T03:36:08.994-06:00Irony Can Be So Ironical Sometimes... <BR><CENTER><IMG SRC="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/zmitch_mcconnell2.jpg" WIDTH="558" HEIGHT="436" BORDER="0" ALT=""></CENTER> <BR>Dr. Zaiushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16153875976834518896noreply@blogger.com54tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27444898.post-78889440962550938392012-11-06T02:07:00.001-06:002012-11-06T23:53:33.953-06:00Election Eve <BR><CENTER><IMG SRC="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/zromneysteakknives.jpg" WIDTH="602" HEIGHT="376" BORDER="0" ALT=""></CENTER><DIV align="center"><div style="width:520px;text-align:center;padding:0px;background-color:#FFFFFF;border:0px solid black;font-size:13px;text-align:center;">Romney has won the steak knives!</div></DIV> <BR>Dr. Zaiushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16153875976834518896noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27444898.post-31690667108759180812012-10-04T01:41:00.001-05:002012-10-04T01:48:18.974-05:00My Debate Analysis: We Need Better Snack Foods During These Events<CENTER><IMG SRC="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/zdebatezingers.jpg" WIDTH="395" HEIGHT="647" BORDER="0" ALT=""></CENTER><BR><BR>Dr. Zaiushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16153875976834518896noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27444898.post-43224663001167159172012-09-19T04:12:00.002-05:002018-07-11T17:37:09.741-05:00The 47% Solution <BR><CENTER><img src="https://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/foot_in_mouth.jpg" width="556" height="437" border="0" alt=""></CENTER><BR><BR>.......Dr. Zaiushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16153875976834518896noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27444898.post-71211902985131035682012-09-01T19:26:00.000-05:002012-09-01T19:26:05.584-05:00Talking To a Chair Is Now Considered an Art Form<CENTER><IMG SRC="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/zclint_endtable.jpg" WIDTH="540" HEIGHT="360" BORDER="0" ALT=""></CENTER>
<DIV align="center"><div style="width:540px;text-align:left;padding:0px;background-color:#FFFFFF;border:0px solid black;font-size:13px;text-align:justify;">Clint Eastwood's surprise speech at the Republican National Convention in which he addressed an "invisible Barack Obama" sitting in an empty chair has given a surprise boost to the Romney Campaign...
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<DIV align="center"><div style="width:540px;text-align:center;padding:0px;background-color:#FFFFFF;border:0px solid black;font-size:13px;text-align:center;">And seems to have secured the much coveted "crazy old white guy" vote for the GOP.
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The upshot of stripping away restrictions on contributions is that wealthy individuals are now able to donate unlimited funds to individual political campaigns."></CENTER> <BR>Dr. Zaiushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16153875976834518896noreply@blogger.com21tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27444898.post-40276989977600643262012-02-14T12:49:00.002-06:002012-02-14T12:53:47.390-06:00Valentine's Day Poetry <BR><CENTER><IMG SRC="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/zaius_labgirlmachine2.jpg" WIDTH="514" HEIGHT="365" BORDER="0" ALT=""></CENTER><DIV align="center"><div style="width:514px;text-align:left;padding:0px;background-color:#FFFFFF;border:0px solid black;font-size:13px;text-align:justify;">No time for blogging to day! I am busy creating a little something for for Valentine's Day. <I>(I am using only the finest ingredients! Plent of sugar and spice and everything nice.)</I> In the meantime you can read these swell Valentine's Day poems written by my good friend George:</div></DIV><br /><DIV align="center"><div style="width:380px;text-align:left;padding:0px;background-color:#FFFFFF;border:0px solid black;font-size:13px;text-align:justify;"><U><B>Valentine's Day 2012</B></U><br />It's 2012. The Mayans say<br />The world will end this year.<br />If you don't have a Valentine yet,<br />It's your last chance, I fear.<br />Get up, get out there, start your search<br />To find your Valentine.<br />In 2012 just seek the one<br />To whom you'll say, "Be Mayan."<br /><br /><B><U>Valentine Preparation</U></B><br />I've showered, scrubbed, and washed myself.<br />My body I've perfumed.<br />I've filed my nails and brushed my teeth.<br />My hair is combed and groomed.<br /><br />I've put all my best clothing on.<br />Each piece is pressed and cleaned.<br />For my Valentine I'll look my best:<br />I've prepped and primped and preened.<br /><br />The time has come. My love is here,<br />There's no one I hold dearer.<br />And so, I see my Valentine –<br />As I look in the mirror.<br /><br /><DIV ALIGN="right">© 2011 George Bereschik </DIV></div></DIV> <BR>Dr. Zaiushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16153875976834518896noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27444898.post-40520777984695444152012-02-14T12:49:00.001-06:002012-02-14T12:49:55.449-06:00Warning! Really Stupid Valentine's Day Jokes <BR><DIV align="center"><div style="width:520px;text-align:left;padding:0px;background-color:#FFFFFF;border:1px solid black;font-size:13px;text-align:justify;"><TABLE BORDER="0" CELLSPACING="0" CELLPADDING="0" WIDTH="520" HEIGHT="390"><TR><TD ALIGN="CENTER" VALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="520" HEIGHT="390" BGCOLOR="#FFEFFF" BACKGROUND="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic1/hearts-floating.gif"><CENTER><IMG SRC="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic1/tinydot.gif" BORDER="0" ALT="" WIDTH="220" HEIGHT="31"></CENTER><CENTER><IMG SRC="http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j182/swiftian/zaius2008d/zaius_loveguy.gif" BORDER="0" ALT=""></CENTER></TD></TR></TABLE></div></DIV><br /><DIV align="center"><div style="width:520px;text-align:left;padding:0px;background-color:#FFFFFF;border:0px solid black;font-size:13px;text-align:justify;"><U><B>Warning! Really Stupid Valentine's Day Jokes:</B></U><br /><br />Q: What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?<br />A: "I’m sweet on you!"<br /><br />Q: Why do valentines have hearts on them?<br />A: Because spleens would look pretty gross!<br /><br />Q: What did one pickle say to the other?<br />A: "Valentine, you mean a great dill to me!"<br /><br />Q: What would you get if you crossed a dog with a Valentine's Day card?<br />A: A card that says, "I love you drool-ly!"<br /><br />Q: What did one light bulb say to the other?<br />A: "I love you a whole watt!"<br /> <br />What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?<br />Forget-me-nuts.<br /><br />What did the Valentine's Day card say to the stamp?<br />Stick with me and we'll go places!<br /><br />What did the stamp say to the envelope?<br />I'm stuck on you.<br /><br />Who sends a thousand Valentine's Day cards signed, 'Guess Who'?<br />A divorce lawyer.<br /> <br />What did one snake say to the other snake?<br />Give me a little hug and a hiss, honey.<br /> <br />What happens when you fall in love with a pastry chef?<br />You get buttered up.<br /><br />What would you get if you cross George Bush with the God of love?<br />A stupid cupid!<br /><br />Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?<br />It was Valenswine's Day!<br /><br />Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?<br />Sure, they're very scent-imental!<br /> <br />What did the paper clip say to the magnet?<br />"I find you very attractive."<br /><br />What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?<br />A hug and a quiche!<br /><br />Knock, Knock!<br />Who's there?<br />Olive.<br />Olive who?<br />Olive you!<br /><br />What did the pencil say to the paper?<br />"I dot my i's on you!"<br /> <br />Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?<br />She didn't suit his taste!</div></DIV><br /><br /><CENTER><IMG SRC="http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j182/swiftian/zaius2009a/zaius_valentine.jpg" BORDER="0" ALT=""></CENTER> <BR>Dr. Zaiushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16153875976834518896noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27444898.post-59961077657532111912012-01-30T15:36:00.004-06:002012-01-31T04:20:06.947-06:00Nyan Newt and Beyond! <BR><CENTER><IFRAME SRC="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/nyan_newt/nyan_newt2.html" NAME="nyannewt" WIDTH="590" HEIGHT="400" FRAMEBORDER="0">NyaN nEwt!</IFRAME></CENTER><DIV align="center"><div style="width:590px;text-align:center;padding:0px;background-color:#FFFFFF;border:0px solid black;font-size:12px;text-align:center;"><A HREF="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/nyan_newt/index.html" TARGET="_BLANK" TITLE="">~ Click here to see <B>Nyan Newt</B> (with music) open in a new window ~</A></div></DIV><DIV align="center"><div style="width:590px;text-align:left;padding:0px;background-color:#FFFFFF;border:0px solid black;font-size:13px;text-align:justify;">No stranger to the ravages of outer space, presidential hopeful Newt Gingritch has been posing some interesting campaign promises as of late...</div></DIV><br /><CENTER><IMG SRC="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/znewtmoon3.jpg" WIDTH="552" HEIGHT="409" BORDER="0" ALT=""></CENTER><DIV align="center"><div style="width:590px;text-align:center;padding:0px;background-color:#FFFFFF;border:0px solid black;font-size:13px;text-align:center;">Newt's promise to build a a permanent lunar colony to exploit the Moon's resources...</div></DIV><br /><CENTER><A HREF="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/znewtmoon2.jpg" TARGET="_BLANK" TITLE=""><IMG SRC="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/znewtmoon.jpg" WIDTH="502" HEIGHT="378" BORDER="0" ALT=""></A></CENTER><DIV align="center"><div style="width:590px;text-align:center;padding:0px;background-color:#FFFFFF;border:0px solid black;font-size:13px;text-align:center;">Has met with some scepticism, even within the ranks of his own party.</div></DIV><br /><CENTER><IMG SRC="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/zcalistamoon.jpg" WIDTH="450" HEIGHT="487" BORDER="0" ALT="President Gingritch, I must return to the moon to replenish my lunar life-support liquids in the limpid pools of the lava-laden crater of Langrenus..."></CENTER><DIV align="center"><div style="width:520px;text-align:center;padding:0px;background-color:#FFFFFF;border:0px solid black;font-size:13px;text-align:center;">And despite the fact that Newt's motives to go to the moon are quite benevolent...</div></DIV><br /><CENTER><IMG SRC="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/metalmunchingmoonmice.gif" WIDTH="552" HEIGHT="302" BORDER="0" ALT="Metal-Munching Moon Mice"></CENTER><DIV align="center"><div style="width:572px;text-align:center;padding:0px;background-color:#FFFFFF;border:0px solid black;font-size:13px;text-align:center;">He is completely ignoring the dangers of the monstrous mechanical Metal-Munching Moon Mice.</div></DIV><br /><CENTER><IMG SRC="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/gidney_and_cloyd.jpg" WIDTH="365" HEIGHT="312" BORDER="0" ALT=""></CENTER> <BR>Dr. Zaiushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16153875976834518896noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27444898.post-22691527111375420152012-01-30T15:30:00.006-06:002012-01-31T04:18:30.045-06:00Pink Singing Stupid Girls <BR><CENTER><IFRAME SRC="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/zpink122610a.html" NAME="zpink122610a" WIDTH="590" HEIGHT="455" FRAMEBORDER="0">One of the most romantic moments in television history.</IFRAME></CENTER><DIV align="center"><div style="width:520px;text-align:left;padding:0px;background-color:#FFFFFF;border:0px solid black;font-size:13px;text-align:justify;">No time for blogging today! Ms. Gregarious and I are busy meeting with the local Ladies Home Auxiliary. <I>(Who, me? No, thank you! I'll be over here by the lime jello surprise, thank you.)</I> I the meantime you can watch this swell video of Pink singing <A HREF="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/vids02071035.html" TARGET="zpink122610a" TITLE=""><B><I>Stupid Girls.</I></B></A></div></DIV><br /><CENTER><IFRAME SRC="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/pinkk.html" NAME="pinkk01" WIDTH="565" HEIGHT="395" FRAMEBORDER="0"></IFRAME></CENTER> <BR>Dr. Zaiushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16153875976834518896noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27444898.post-54151989542532233232012-01-30T15:28:00.002-06:002012-01-31T04:12:28.549-06:00I'm gonna Miss Rick Perry... <BR><CENTER><A HREF="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/rp333.jpg" TARGET="_BLANK" TITLE=""><IMG SRC="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/zrickperry1.jpg" WIDTH="480" HEIGHT="270" BORDER="0" ALT=""></A></CENTER> <br /><CENTER><A HREF="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/rp333.jpg" TARGET="_BLANK" TITLE=""><IMG SRC="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/zrickperry2.jpg" WIDTH="480" HEIGHT="270" BORDER="0" ALT=""></A></CENTER><br /><CENTER><A HREF="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/rp333.jpg" TARGET="_BLANK" TITLE=""><IMG SRC="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/zrickperry3.jpg" WIDTH="480" HEIGHT="270" BORDER="0" ALT=""></A></CENTER> <BR>Dr. Zaiushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16153875976834518896noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27444898.post-71706265624209014762012-01-08T15:50:00.004-06:002012-01-08T16:09:37.677-06:00The Best Way to Review a Television Program, With Zaius Nation <CENTER><CENTER><IMG SRC="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/zaiusnationontv60.jpg" WIDTH="298" HEIGHT="347" BORDER="0" ALT=""></CENTER><DIV align="center"><div style="width:520px;text-align:center;padding:0px;background-color:#FFFFFF;border:0px solid black;font-size:13px;text-align:center;">Until recently, I have faithfully watched 30 Rock once a week for years.</div></DIV><br /><CENTER><IMG SRC="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/zkungfu30rock1.jpg" WIDTH="402" HEIGHT="302" BORDER="0" ALT=""></CENTER><DIV align="center"><div style="width:520px;text-align:center;padding:0px;background-color:#FFFFFF;border:0px solid black;font-size:13px;text-align:center;">Now Comedy Central plays two episodes of 30 Rock every weekday!</div></DIV> <br /><DIV align="center"><div style="width:520px;text-align:left;padding:0px;background-color:#FFFFFF;border:0px solid black;font-size:13px;text-align:justify;">I love all of the characters on 30 Rock, especially Vice President of East Coast Television and Microwave Oven Programming <A HREF="http://youtu.be/QTj47rcuM-4" TARGET="h4h4h4h" TITLE=""><I><B>Jack Donaghy</B></I></A> [ <A HREF="http://youtu.be/Eg71xPj15Gc" TARGET="sfdfg" TITLE=""><B>2</B></A> ] and the star of The Girlie Show, <A HREF="http://youtu.be/h3rRNlYOjSA" TARGET="sdggrwg" TITLE="30 rock 'Jenna, Disney princess'"><I><B>Jenna Maroney</B></I></A> [ <A HREF="http://www.hulu.com/watch/1894/30-rock-jenna-on-hardball" TARGET="dfsdg" TITLE=""><B>2,</B></A> <A HREF="http://www.hulu.com/watch/73383/30-rock-jennas-spotlight" TARGET="dsfsge4g" TITLE=""><B>3,</B></A> <A HREF="http://jezebel.com/5870511/30-rocks-jenna-maroney-berates-kids-of-questionable-talent" TARGET="dswg4" TITLE=""><B>4</B></A> ].<br /><br />One of the greatest things about Comedy Central playing reruns of one of my favorite TV shows is that I can now sing the theme song to 30 Rock to my kitty 10 times a week instead of only once!<br /><br />While watching television, the most important part of watching any TV series is singing the theme music to your cat, of course. If your cat likes it when you sing the theme music from a TV show to him, then it must be a pretty good show. (This is the secret to finding good television programming!) The greatest things about singing to your cat are:<br /><br /><DIV align="center"><div style="width:450px;text-align:left;padding:0px;background-color:#FFFFFF;border:0px solid black;font-size:13px;text-align:justify;">1. They actually like silly lyrics, as long as the lyrics are about them.<br />2. They don't care if you have a terrible singing voice.<br />3. Sometimes they even sing along!</div></DIV><br />So in keeping with my tradition of singing television theme music to my cat, I've been singing the theme music to 30 Rock to my cat, Captain Nemo:<br /><br /><DIV align="center"><div style="width:450px;text-align:left;padding:0px;background-color:#FFFFFF;border:0px solid black;font-size:13px;text-align:justify;"><I>Ne-Mo<br />Na-Na-Na-Nemo<br />Na-Na-Na-Na<br />(na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na)<br />Ne-MO!<br />Na-Na-Na-Nemo<br />Na-Na-Na-Na<br />(brief staccato bass section)<br />Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Ne-MO!</I></div></div><br />I only sing the horn section of the 30 Rock music to my cat. I don't sing the staccato string section nor the percussion section during the themes brief introduction because, as we all know, that would be <U><I>silly</I></U>.<br /><br />Sadly, I think that I have seen every episode of 30 Rock at least twice, so I shall have to wait until the show returns to NBC prime time on Thursday, January 12.</DIV></DIV><br /><CENTER><IMG SRC="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/zkungfu1.jpg" WIDTH="452" HEIGHT="373" BORDER="0" ALT=""></CENTER><DIV align="center"><div style="width:520px;text-align:center;padding:0px;background-color:#FFFFFF;border:0px solid black;font-size:13px;text-align:center;">In the meantime, Santa brought me the boxed set of all three seasons of <A HREF="http://www.wbshop.com/on/demandware.store/Sites-WB-Site/default/Product-Show?pid=1000025495&src=CAFRGL&CAWELAID=908432359" TARGET="gsger" TITLE=""><B><I>Kung Fu!</I></B></A></div></DIV><br /><CENTER><IMG SRC="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/zkungfu2.jpg" WIDTH="256" HEIGHT="373" BORDER="0" ALT=""></CENTER><DIV align="center"><div style="width:520px;text-align:center;padding:0px;background-color:#FFFFFF;border:0px solid black;font-size:13px;text-align:center;">No, wait... I'm sorry. I meant this boxed set...</div></DIV><br /><DIV align="center"><div style="width:502px;text-align:left;padding:0px;background-color:#FFFFFF;border:0px solid black;font-size:13px;text-align:justify;">So naturally I've been singing the sorrowful and slightly racist theme music to the awesome television show Kung Fu to my cat. The signature of the theme is as follows, which is repeated during the introduction as well as during the ending credits of the show:</div></DIV><br /><DIV align="center"><div style="width:450px;text-align:left;padding:0px;background-color:#FFFFFF;border:0px solid black;font-size:13px;text-align:justify;"><I>Neee-MO-nemo<br />Nemo nemo-nemo-NE-mo-nemo<br />Ne-mo-nemo-neee-moo-nemo<br />nemo-nemo-Ne-ee-MOO!</I></div></div><br /><DIV align="center"><div style="width:502px;text-align:left;padding:0px;background-color:#FFFFFF;border:0px solid black;font-size:13px;text-align:justify;">and then comes the part where Master Kan says, "As quickly as you can, snatch the pebble from my hand...", Which I find is a very appropriate time for a vigorous kitty back rub, followed by a methodical skritching behind the kitty's ears.<br /><br />What television theme songs have you been singing to your cat?</DIV></DIV><br /><IFRAME SRC="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/kungfuzaius1.html" NAME="taoofkungfu" WIDTH="590" HEIGHT="462" FRAMEBORDER="0">Kung Fu Zaius</IFRAME></CENTER><CENTER><TABLE WIDTH="600"><TR><TD WIDTH="160"><font face="arial, helvetica, sans-serif"><DIV align="left"><div style="width:200px;text-align:left;padding:0px;background-color:#FFFFFF;border:0px solid black;font-size:11px;text-align:left;"><A HREF="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/kungfutvshow1.html" TARGET="taoofkungfu" TITLE=""><B>Fear is the only darkness.</B></A> <br /><A HREF="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/kungfutvshow2.html" TARGET="taoofkungfu" TITLE=""><B>All creatures are one with nature.</B></A><br /><A HREF="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/kungfutvshow3.html" TARGET="taoofkungfu" TITLE=""><B>Chi always lasts.</B></A><br /><A HREF="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/kungfutvshow4.html" TARGET="taoofkungfu" TITLE=""><B>Peace is prized above victory.</B></A><br /><A HREF="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/kungfutvshow5.html" TARGET="taoofkungfu" TITLE=""><B>What happens is already written.</B></A><br /><A HREF="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/kungfutvshow6.html" TARGET="taoofkungfu" TITLE=""><B>The wise always remain humble.</B></A><br /><A HREF="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/kungfutvshow7.html" TARGET="taoofkungfu" TITLE=""><B>All creatures have virtues.</B></A> <br /><A HREF="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/kungfutvshow8.html" TARGET="taoofkungfu" TITLE=""><B>Leave no place for death to enter.</B></A><br /><A HREF="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/kungfutvshow9.html" TARGET="taoofkungfu" TITLE=""><B>Seek not to contend.</B></A><br /><A HREF="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/kungfutvshow10.html" TARGET="taoofkungfu" TITLE=""><B>Trust, but expect the unexpected.</B></A></div></DIV></FONT></TD><TD WIDTH="220"><font face="arial, helvetica, sans-serif"><DIV align="left"><div style="width:200px;text-align:left;padding:0px;background-color:#FFFFFF;border:0px solid black;font-size:11px;text-align:left;"><A HREF="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/kungfutvshow11.html" TARGET="taoofkungfu" TITLE=""><B>Accept the ways of others.</B></A><br /><A HREF="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/kungfutvshow12.html" TARGET="taoofkungfu" TITLE=""><B>Is a man's Universe only himself?</B></A><br /><A HREF="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/kungfutvshow13.html" TARGET="taoofkungfu" TITLE=""><B>Not many things... One.</B></A><br /><A HREF="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/kungfutvshow14.html" TARGET="taoofkungfu" TITLE=""><B>Cowardice is wisdom of weakness.</B></A><br /><A HREF="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/kungfutvshow15.html" TARGET="taoofkungfu" TITLE=""><B>The soul only records growth.</B></A><br /><A HREF="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/kungfutvshow16.html" TARGET="taoofkungfu" TITLE=""><B>Undiscerning minds absorb poison.</B></A><br /><A HREF="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/kungfutvshow17.html" TARGET="taoofkungfu" TITLE=""><B>I worship life.</B></A><br /><A HREF="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/kungfutvshow18.html" TARGET="taoofkungfu" TITLE=""><B>Disregard how others see you.</B></A><br /><A HREF="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/kungfutvshow19.html" TARGET="taoofkungfu" TITLE=""><B>Let tears and joy come unplanned.</B></A><br /><A HREF="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/kungfutvshow20.html" TARGET="taoofkungfu" TITLE=""><B>Be nothing and become everything.</B></A></div></DIV></FONT></TD><TD WIDTH="220"><font face="arial, helvetica, sans-serif"><DIV align="left"><div style="width:200px;text-align:left;padding:0px;background-color:#FFFFFF;border:0px solid black;font-size:11px;text-align:left;"><A HREF="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/kungfutvshow21.html" TARGET="taoofkungfu" TITLE=""><B>We only know good because of evil.</B></A><br /><A HREF="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/kungfutvshow22.html" TARGET="taoofkungfu" TITLE=""><B>Look beyond the letter of the law.</B></A><br /><A HREF="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/kungfutvshow23.html" TARGET="taoofkungfu" TITLE=""><B>Change and find the Truth.</B></A> <br /><A HREF="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/kungfutvshow24.html" TARGET="taoofkungfu" TITLE=""><B>Look beyond the surface.</B></A><br /><A HREF="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/kungfutvshow25.html" TARGET="taoofkungfu" TITLE="Can any man afford such arrogance?"><B>Afford such arrogance?</B></A><br /><A HREF="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/kungfutvshow26.html" TARGET="taoofkungfu" TITLE=""><B>Nature is always impartial.</B></A><br /><A HREF="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/kungfutvshow27.html" TARGET="taoofkungfu" TITLE=""><B>Who can defeat himself?</B></A><br /><A HREF="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/kungfutvshow30.html" TARGET="taoofkungfu" TITLE=""><B>Peace lies in the Path.</B></A><br /><A HREF="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/kungfutvshow31.html" TARGET="taoofkungfu" TITLE=""><B>The Beginning of Wisdom</B></A><br /><A HREF="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/kungfutvshow32.html" TARGET="taoofkungfu" TITLE=""><B>Po's words of wisdom</B></A></div></DIV></FONT></TD></TABLE></CENTER><br /><CENTER><IMG SRC="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/zkwaichangzaius.jpg" WIDTH="270" HEIGHT="352" BORDER="0" ALT=""></CENTER> <br>Dr. Zaiushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16153875976834518896noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27444898.post-70861228857014989972011-12-24T06:59:00.000-06:002011-12-24T07:00:59.280-06:00John Boehner Dines On a Christmas Dinner of Humble Pie and a Side of Crow <BR><CENTER><IMG SRC="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/zbohnertaxcut1.jpg" WIDTH="552" HEIGHT="331" BORDER="0" ALT=""></CENTER><DIV align="center"><div style="width:520px;text-align:center;padding:0px;background-color:#FFFFFF;border:0px solid black;font-size:13px;text-align:center;">John Boehner has shown renewed vigor and vitality as Speaker of the House recently...</div></DIV><br /><CENTER><IMG SRC="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/zbohnertaxcut2.jpg" WIDTH="552" HEIGHT="420" BORDER="0" ALT=""></CENTER><DIV align="center"><div style="width:520px;text-align:center;padding:0px;background-color:#FFFFFF;border:0px solid black;font-size:13px;text-align:center;">Or then again, maybe not.</div></DIV> <BR>Dr. Zaiushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16153875976834518896noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27444898.post-16483316717850902692011-12-24T06:49:00.001-06:002011-12-25T05:24:59.110-06:00Merry Christmas, Everyone! <BR><CENTER><IMG SRC="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/zzaiusstockingxmas122411.png" WIDTH="395" HEIGHT="475" BORDER="0" ALT=""></CENTER><DIV align="center"><div style="width:520px;text-align:center;padding:0px;background-color:#FFFFFF;border:0px solid black;font-size:13px;text-align:center;">Yuletide greetings, everyone!</div></DIV><br /><CENTER><IMG SRC="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/zsantaemail.jpg" WIDTH="414" HEIGHT="355" BORDER="0" ALT=""></CENTER><DIV align="center"><div style="width:520px;text-align:center;padding:0px;background-color:#FFFFFF;border:0px solid black;font-size:13px;text-align:center;">I am catching up on some last minute Christmas correspondence...</div></DIV><br /><CENTER><IMG SRC="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/zggmerryxmas122411.jpg" WIDTH="502" HEIGHT="332" BORDER="0" ALT=""></CENTER><DIV align="center"><div style="width:520px;text-align:center;padding:0px;background-color:#FFFFFF;border:0px solid black;font-size:13px;text-align:center;">But I am republishing a special Christmas recipe for you...</div></DIV><br /><CENTER><IMG SRC="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/zsantalawgiverr.jpg" WIDTH="427" HEIGHT="265" BORDER="0" ALT="The Lawgiver - Planet of the Apes"></CENTER><DIV align="center"><div style="width:427px;text-align:left;padding:0px;background-color:#FFFFFF;border:0px solid black;font-size:13px;text-align:justify;">Handed down by the Great Lawgiver, who brought presents to all of the good apes and gave lobotomies to all of those pesky humans. Here is his divine simian recipe:</div></DIV><br /><DIV align="center"><div style="width:220px;text-align:left;padding:0px;background-color:#FFFFFF;border:0px solid black;font-size:13px;text-align:justify;"><U><B>Milk Punch ala the Great Lawgiver</B></U><br />Fill the blender 3/4 full of ice<br />fill the blender 3/4 full of milk<br />2 capfulls of vanilla (1/2 teaspoon)<br />4 heaping tablespoons of sugar<br />Mix in 3 shots of brandy<br />Sprinkle Nutmeg on each serving.</div></DIV><br /><CENTER><IMG SRC="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/zanta.gif" WIDTH="183" HEIGHT="186" BORDER="0" ALT=""></CENTER><DIV align="center"><div style="width:520px;text-align:center;padding:0px;background-color:#FFFFFF;border:0px solid black;font-size:13px;text-align:center;">Merry Christmas, everyone!</div></DIV> <BR>Dr. Zaiushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16153875976834518896noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27444898.post-45995186542629624212011-12-24T06:41:00.000-06:002011-12-24T06:44:18.758-06:00Cthulhu Christmas Carols <BR><CENTER><IFRAME SRC="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/cthulhuxmas00.html" NAME="cthulhuxmas01" WIDTH="590" HEIGHT="465" FRAMEBORDER="0">mtmmas01un1</IFRAME></CENTER><CENTER><TABLE BORDER="0" CELLSPACING="0" CELLPADDING="0" WIDTH="560"><TR><TD><font face="arial, helvetica, sans-serif"> <DIV align="center"><div style="width:280px;text-align:left;padding:0px;background-color:#FFFFFF;border:0px solid black;font-size:13px;text-align:justify;"><A HREF="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/cthulhuxmas10.html" TARGET="cthulhuxmas01" TITLE=""><B>Cthulhu's song</B></A><BR><A HREF="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/cthulhuxmas09.html" TARGET="cthulhuxmas01" TITLE=""><B>The Shoggoth Song</B></A><BR><A HREF="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/cthulhuxmas12.html" TARGET="cthulhuxmas01" TITLE=""><B>Death To The World</B></A><BR><A HREF="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/cthulhuxmas14.html" TARGET="cthulhuxmas01" TITLE=""><B>Mi-Go We Have Heard On High</B></A><BR><A HREF="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/cthulhuxmas06.html" TARGET="cthulhuxmas01" TITLE=""><B>Awake Ye Scary Great Old Ones</B></A><BR><A HREF="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/cthulhuxmas07.html" TARGET="cthulhuxmas01" TITLE=""><B>Silent Night, Blasphemous Night</B></A><BR><A HREF="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/cthulhuxmas15.html" TARGET="cthulhuxmas01" TITLE=""><B>Harley Got Devoured by the Undead</B></A><BR><A HREF="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/cthulhuxmas08.html" TARGET="cthulhuxmas01" TITLE=""><B>Great Old Ones Are Coming To Town</B></A><BR><A HREF="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/cthulhuxmas05.html" TARGET="cthulhuxmas01" TITLE=""><B>It's Beginning To Look a lot Like Fishmen</B></A><BR></div></DIV></FONT></TD> <TD><font face="arial, helvetica, sans-serif"> <DIV align="center"><div style="width:270px;text-align:left;padding:0px;background-color:#FFFFFF;border:0px solid black;font-size:13px;text-align:justify;"><A HREF="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/cthulhuxmas11.html" TARGET="cthulhuxmas01" TITLE=""><B>Oh Cthulhu</B></A><BR><A HREF="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/cthulhuxmas19.html" TARGET="cthulhuxmas01" TITLE=""><B>Es Y'golonac</B></A><BR><A HREF="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/cthulhuxmas13.html" TARGET="cthulhuxmas01" TITLE=""><B>Away In A Madhouse</B></A><BR><A HREF="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/cthulhuxmas16.html" TARGET="cthulhuxmas01" TITLE=""><B>Elvis Presley - Blue Solstice</B></A><BR><A HREF="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/cthulhuxmas20.html" TARGET="cthulhuxmas01" TITLE=""><B>Freddy the Red Brained Mi-Go</B></A><BR><A HREF="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/cthulhuxmas18.html" TARGET="cthulhuxmas01" TITLE=""><B>Carol of the Old Ones Sing-Along</B></A><BR><A HREF="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/cthulhuxmas03.html" TARGET="cthulhuxmas01" TITLE=""><B>I Saw Mommy Kissing Yog-Sothoth</B></A><BR><A HREF="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/cthulhuxmas17.html" TARGET="cthulhuxmas01" TITLE=""><B>Have yourselves a scary little Solstice</B></A><BR><A HREF="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/cthulhuxmas04.html" TARGET="cthulhuxmas01" TITLE=""><B>It's the Most Horrible Time of the Year</B></A><BR></div></DIV></FONT></TD></TR></TABLE></CENTER><br /><DIV align="center"><div style="width:560px;text-align:left;padding:0px;background-color:#FFFFFF;border:0px solid black;font-size:13px;text-align:justify;">I'm listening to all of these swell Cthulhu Christmas carols! My personal favorites are <A HREF="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/cthulhuxmas18.html" TARGET="cthulhuxmas01" TITLE=""><B>"Carol of the Old Ones",</B></A> <A HREF="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/cthulhuxmas06.html" TARGET="cthulhuxmas01" TITLE=""><B>"Awake Ye Scary Great Old Ones"</B></A> and of course Elvis Presley singing, <A HREF="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/cthulhuxmas16.html" TARGET="cthulhuxmas01" TITLE=""><B>"Blue Solstice".</B></A> Many of these songs are from the album: "A Very Scary Solstice" by the <A HREF="http://www.cthulhulives.org/" TARGET="_BLANK" TITLE=""><B><I>H.P. Lovecraft Historical Society.</I></B></A></div></DIV> <BR>Dr. Zaiushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16153875976834518896noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27444898.post-63098997546751391402011-12-24T06:37:00.002-06:002011-12-24T07:01:58.582-06:00The Real Meaning of Christmas <BR><CENTER><IMG SRC="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/zxmasmeaning.jpg" WIDTH="552" HEIGHT="294" BORDER="0" ALT=""></CENTER><DIV align="center"><div style="width:552px;text-align:left;padding:0px;background-color:#FFFFFF;border:0px solid black;font-size:13px;text-align:justify;"><A HREF="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/facebookpix122311/index.html" TARGET="asdaf" TITLE=""><B><I>December's Awesome Facebook Pictures!</I></B></A><br /><A HREF="http://zaiusnation.blogspot.com/2007/08/do-you-call-people-who-are-afraid-of.html" TARGET="adasffa" TITLE=""><B><I>Zaius Nation: What do you call people who are afraid of Christmas? 'Claus-trophobic!'</I></B></A><br /><A HREF="http://youtu.be/uzVqDIzvCeI" TARGET="adsdad" TITLE=""><B><I>The Pretenders - 2000 Miles (Remastered)</I></B></A><br /><A HREF="http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.107976985926621.5204.100001429613967&type=3" TARGET="afafag" TITLE=""><B><I>Major Matt Mason - a toy collection</I></B></A> (Facebook)<br /><A HREF="http://www.coolgizmotoys.com/2011/09/star-wars-at-at-pancakes.html" TARGET="afafgge" TITLE=""><B><I>Star Wars AT-AT Pancakes</I></B></A><br /><A HREF="http://www.forbes.com/sites/frederickallen/2011/12/21/germany-builds-twice-as-many-cars-as-the-u-s-while-paying-its-auto-workers-twice-as-much/" TARGET="dfsdfsf" TITLE=""><B><I>How Germany Builds Twice as Many Cars as the U.S. While Paying Its Workers Twice as Much</I></B></A><br /><A HREF="http://www.adweek.com/video/advertising-branding/freakiest-ads-2011-basement-rabbit-136827?auto" TARGET="sdfsg" TITLE=""><B><I>Freakiest Ads of 2011 - Basement 'Rabbit' | Adweek</I></B></A><br /><A HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJqDPaf31Gw" TARGET="sdfsgeeg" TITLE=""><B><I>Video: Cat Hiccups and Farts at the Same Time</I></B></A><br /><A HREF="http://youtu.be/EYkRF_FmD40" TARGET="dsfgdg" TITLE=""><B><I>Video: William Shatner on the dangers of Thanksgiving dinner. BEWARE!</I></B></A><br /><A HREF="http://www.godvine.com/One-Girl-Starts-an-Awesome-Flash-Mob-Mashup-in-the-Mall-896.html" TARGET="sdfsggs" TITLE=""><B><I>One Girl Starts an Awesome Flash Mob Mashup in the Mall</I></B></A><br /><A HREF="http://www.coolgizmotoys.com/2011/09/top-6-amazing-facebook-infographics.html" TARGET="gwewgrg" TITLE=""><B><I>Top 6 Amazing Facebook Infographics</I></B></A><br /><A HREF="http://www.coolgizmotoys.com/images/2011/09/GoogleMemory_page.jpg" TARGET="dsafss" TITLE=""><B><I>Google Memory Page</I></B></A><br /><A HREF="http://norvig.com/Gettysburg/sld001.htm" TARGET="sgdfd" TITLE=""><B><I>The Gettysburg Powerpoint Presentation</I></B></A><br /><A HREF="http://shamz.hubpages.com/hub/Processed-Meats-Declared-Too-Dangerous-for-Human-Consumption" TARGET="sdfsgsg" TITLE=""><B><I>Processed Meats Declared Too Dangerous for Human Consumption</I></B></A><br /><A HREF="http://youtu.be/PTWbpowrgac" TARGET="sdfgsh" TITLE=""><B><I>Video: Doctor Who Yo Mama Jokes - Awkward Spaceship</I></B></A><br /><A HREF="http://tytempletonart.wordpress.com/2011/12/22/santa-with-edge-the-top-seven-santas-with-a-bladed-weapon/" TARGET="fdgdfg" TITLE=""><B><I>The Top Seven Santas with a Bladed Weapon</I></B></A><br /><A HREF="http://www.buzzfeed.com/sigmund/the-11-bestworst-vagina-tattoos-of-all-time-do-n" TARGET="fghet" TITLE=""><B><I>The 11 Best/Worst Vagina Tattoos Of All Time [NSFW]</I></B></A><br /><A HREF="http://www.cinemablend.com/new/George-Takei-Rallies-Star-Trek-Star-Wars-Fans-Unite-Against-Twilight-28311.html" TARGET="sdfsdf" TITLE=""><B><I>George Takei Rallies Star Trek And Star Wars Fans To Unite Against Twilight</I></B></A><br /><A HREF="http://youtu.be/XANaV_fJeMo" TARGET="sdfsfg" TITLE=""><B><I>If you ever had any doubt the the media was controlled</I></B></A><br /><A HREF="http://www.adweek.com/video/advertising-branding/freakiest-ads-2011-coors-light-van-damme-136830?auto" TARGET="gfgv" TITLE=""><B><I>Damn! Van Damme!</I></B></A><br /><A HREF="http://youtu.be/GhxqIITtTtU" TARGET="cvxcv" TITLE=""><B><I>Planet of the Heavily Armed Apes</I></B></A><br /><A HREF="http://www.youtube.com/user/TeaPartyReport?feature=watch" TARGET="xcxsb" TITLE=""><B><I>Tea Party Report</I></B></A><br /><A HREF="http://youtu.be/OaQMoUakgOA" TARGET="dcsfdf" TITLE=""><B><I>Susie Sit Downs - God's Word with Pastor Jim</I></B></A><br /><A HREF="http://front.moveon.org/fox-news-show-awarded-top-misinformer-of-2011/" TARGET="dfeg" TITLE=""><B><I>Fox News Show Awarded 'Top Misinformer Of 2011'</I></B></A><br /><A HREF="http://www.facebook.com/notes/david-t-watkins/what-liberals-fought-for-and-conservatives-fought-against/472097599064" TARGET="sdfsger" TITLE=""><B><I>What Liberals Fought For And Conservatives Fought Against</I></B></A><br /><A HREF="http://jjb.yuku.com/topic/685653/10-Reasons-Not-To-Vote-For-Ron-Paul#.Tt0df1Z2M4d" TARGET="sdfsf" TITLE=""><B><I>10 Reasons Not To Vote For Ron Paul</I></B></A><br /><A HREF="http://www.elephantjournal.com/2011/12/20-reasons-i-wont-vote-for-ron-paul/" TARGET="dssgrh" TITLE=""><B><I>20 Reasons I won't Vote for Ron Paul</I></B></A></div></DIV><br /><CENTER><IMG SRC="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/zmeat_nativity2.jpg" WIDTH="552" HEIGHT="407" BORDER="0" ALT=""></CENTER><DIV align="center"><div style="width:552px;text-align:center;padding:0px;background-color:#FFFFFF;border:0px solid black;font-size:13px;text-align:center;"><A HREF="http://whyismarko.com/2011/27-worst-nativity-sets-the-annual-growing-list/" TARGET="asqfgwgwg" TITLE=""><B><I>27 worst nativity sets: the annual, growing list!</I></B></A></div></DIV> <BR>Dr. Zaiushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16153875976834518896noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27444898.post-89914171960982608632011-12-24T05:39:00.001-06:002011-12-24T05:42:26.278-06:00A Christmas Carol by Tom Lehrer <BR><CENTER><IFRAME SRC="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/zggxmashouselights.html" NAME="zggxmashouselights" WIDTH="590" HEIGHT="465" FRAMEBORDER="0">3wissdndes</IFRAME></CENTER><DIV align="center"><div style="width:520px;text-align:left;padding:0px;background-color:#FFFFFF;border:0px solid black;font-size:13px;text-align:justify;">No time for blogging today! Germaine Gregarious and I have finally got most of the Christmas ornaments up on the west wing. Now for the entry hall! But before we tackle that project, I wanted to take this special Christmastime moment to share with you <A HREF="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic1/xmas_leher.html" TARGET="zggxmashouselights" TITLE=""><B><I>a Christmas Carol by Tom Lehrer.</I></B></A> I am sure that you will agree that the message conveyed is certainly a most accurate portrayal of the Christmas season as we celebrate it here in the United States.</div></DIV> <BR>Dr. Zaiushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16153875976834518896noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27444898.post-904377751466398792011-12-20T03:05:00.003-06:002011-12-20T03:09:50.666-06:00Christine O'Donnell Still Doesn't Want You to Touch Your Penis! <BR><CENTER><IMG SRC="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/zchristine.jpg" WIDTH="352" HEIGHT="468" BORDER="0" ALT=""></CENTER><DIV align="center"><div style="width:520px;text-align:left;padding:0px;background-color:#FFFFFF;border:0px solid black;font-size:13px;text-align:justify;">Remember Christine O'Donnell, the <A HREF="https://www.google.com/#sclient=psy-ab&hl=en&source=hp&q=christine%20o%20donnell%20i%27m%20not%20a%20witch&pbx=1&oq=&aq=&aqi=&aql=&gs_sm=&gs_upl=&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.,cf.osb&fp=32010a18a278fa6a&biw=1440&bih=725&pf=p&pdl=500" TARGET="sdfsgdg" TITLE=""><B><I>"I'm not a witch"</I></B></A> and <A HREF="http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/09/christine-odonnells-1996-anti-masturbation-campaign-on-mtvs-sex-in-the-90s.php" TARGET="sdgwg" TITLE=""><B><I>"God doesn't want you to masturbate"</I></B></A> Tea Party candidate who defeated U.S. Representative and former governor Michael Castle in Delaware's September 2010 Republican primary for the U.S. Senate, only to then lose the seat held by Republicans for 18 years to Democrat Chris Coons by a margin of 57% to 40%? [ <A HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christine_O%27Donnell" TARGET="dsf" TITLE="wikipedia.org/wiki/Christine_O%27Donnell"><B>1</B></A> ] Me neither! <I>(as my good friend <A HREF="http://www.mockpaperscissors.com/" TARGET="sgwhwh" TITLE="mockpaperscissors.com"><B>Tengrain</B></A> would say.)</I><br /><br />Well it would seem that despite her creation of a PAC, Ms. O'Donnell has fallen out favor with the Tea Party as of late. Why are those wacky Republicans so gosh darned fickle these days?<br /><br /><A HREF="http://articles.nydailynews.com/2011-12-14/news/30518092_1_democrat-chris-coons-christine-o-donnell-mitt-romney" TARGET="sfdsf" TITLE=""><B><I>'Not a witch' O'Donnell endorses Romney for Prez</I></B></A><br /><A HREF="http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-fix/post/christine-odonnell-and-the-fix-endorsement-hierarchy/2011/12/14/gIQAIul0tO_blog.html" TARGET="3gr" TITLE=""><B><I>Christine O'Donnell and the Fix Endorsement Hierarchy</I></B></A><br /><A HREF="http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2011/12/14/odonnells-unreliable-gingrich-zing/" TARGET="g35rgf" TITLE=""><B><I>O'Donnell's 'unreliable' Gingrich zing</I></B></A><br /><A HREF="http://www.rollcall.com/issues/57_65/christine_o_donnell_touring_early_2012_states-210602-1.html?pos=opolh" TARGET="gfsg" TITLE=""><B><I>Christine O'Donnell Touring Early 2012 States</I></B></A><br /><A HREF="http://caucuses.desmoinesregister.com/2011/2/03/christine-odonnell-meets-tea-party-groups-in-west-des-moines/" TARGET="sdf4g" TITLE=""><B><I>Updated: Christine O'Donnell meets tea-party activists in West Des Moines</I></B></A><br /><A HREF="http://caffeinatedthoughts.com/2011/12/christine-odonnell-rejected-by-iowa-tea-party-groups/" TARGET="sdfg" TITLE=""><B><I>Christine O'Donnell Rejected by Iowa Tea Party Groups</I></B></A><br /><A HREF="http://caucuses.desmoinesregister.com/2011/12/02/15-iowa-tea-party-related-groups-reject-christine-odonnells-meetup-invitation/" TARGET="3erg" TITLE=""><B><I>15 Iowa tea party-related groups reject Christine O'Donnell's meetup invitation</I></B></A><br /><A HREF="http://gawker.com/5674353/" TARGET="fgfhd" TITLE=""><B><I>**I Had a One-Night Stand With Christine O'Donnell</I></B></A><br /><A HREF="http://www.oliverwillis.com/2011/02/08/christine-odonnell-to-build-addition-to-home-in-totally-unrelated-news-she-has-a-pac/" TARGET="fhdfh" TITLE="Christine O'Donnell To Build Addition To Home, In Totally Unrelated News She Has A PAC"><B><I>Christine O'Donnell invents a New Sugar Daddy</I></B></A> [ <A HREF="http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/02/christine_odonnell_will_use_committee_to_investigative_left-wing_groups.php" TARGET="dfhfdfh" TITLE="Christine O'Donnell Will Use Committee To 'Investigate' Left-Wing Groups"><B>2</B></A> ]<br /><A HREF="http://www.oliverwillis.com/2011/02/08/christine-odonnell-to-build-addition-to-home-in-totally-unrelated-news-she-has-a-pac/" TARGET="dfhhj" TITLE=""><B><I>Christine O'Donnell To Build Addition To Home [...]</I></B></A><br /><A HREF="http://www.christinepac.com/" TARGET="sgsg" TITLE=""><B><I>ChristinePAC | Official Site</I></B></A></div></DIV> <BR>Dr. Zaiushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16153875976834518896noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27444898.post-25319010467383009062011-12-20T02:56:00.004-06:002011-12-20T04:50:21.166-06:00Vive la Différence! <BR><CENTER><A HREF="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/zthedifference.html" TARGET="fwqfwwg" TITLE=""><IMG SRC="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/zthedifferencetop1.jpg" WIDTH="500" HEIGHT="459" BORDER="0" ALT=""></A></CENTER><DIV align="center"><div style="width:490px;text-align:left;padding:0px;background-color:#FFFFFF;border:0px solid black;font-size:13px;text-align:justify;">A brief but delightful tale of redemption, peer pressure, and the importance of blind conformity - Charlton Comics' <A HREF="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/zthedifference.html" TARGET="fwqfwwg" TITLE=""><B><I>The Difference.</I></B></A></div></DIV> <BR>Dr. Zaiushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16153875976834518896noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27444898.post-75754002018298921652011-12-12T07:21:00.002-06:002011-12-12T07:37:02.329-06:00The Great GOP Hot Air Balloon Race <BR><CENTER><IMG SRC="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/znewtballoon1.jpg" WIDTH="552" HEIGHT="429" BORDER="0" ALT=""></CENTER><DIV align="center"><div style="width:550px;text-align:left;padding:0px;background-color:#FFFFFF;border:0px solid black;font-size:13px;text-align:justify;">With less than a month until the Iowa caucuses, Newt Gingrich is enjoying a comfortable lead over the rest of the Republican candidates.</div></DIV><br /><CENTER><IMG SRC="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/znewtballoon2.jpg" WIDTH="552" HEIGHT="456" BORDER="0" ALT=""></CENTER><DIV align="center"><div style="width:550px;text-align:center;padding:0px;background-color:#FFFFFF;border:0px solid black;font-size:13px;text-align:center;">Trying to narrow the gap in the race is proving to be a very difficult task for the GOP favorite...</div></DIV><br /><CENTER><IMG SRC="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/znewtballoon3.jpg" WIDTH="552" HEIGHT="407" BORDER="0" ALT=""></CENTER><DIV align="center"><div style="width:550px;text-align:center;padding:0px;background-color:#FFFFFF;border:0px solid black;font-size:13px;text-align:center;">And while other contenders in the race have had some success with tried and true methods...</div></DIV><br /><CENTER><IMG SRC="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/znewtballoon4.jpg" WIDTH="552" HEIGHT="446" BORDER="0" ALT=""></CENTER><DIV align="center"><div style="width:550px;text-align:center;padding:0px;background-color:#FFFFFF;border:0px solid black;font-size:13px;text-align:center;">Some candidates can't even seem to get their campaigns off the ground.</div></DIV> <BR>Dr. Zaiushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16153875976834518896noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27444898.post-80842113232113001662011-12-06T14:40:00.002-06:002011-12-06T14:46:57.511-06:00Ack! My Christmas Has Been Ruined! <BR><CENTER><IMG SRC="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/zreesespbtrees.jpg" WIDTH="502" HEIGHT="407" BORDER="0" ALT=""></CENTER><DIV align="center"><div style="width:502px;text-align:left;padding:0px;background-color:#FFFFFF;border:0px solid black;font-size:13px;text-align:justify;">Ack! My Christmas has been ruined! I went to the local Walgreens to buy my large daily bag of my medicinal Reeses Peanut Butter Cups, and was shocked to find that they did not have any regular large bags of wholesome and health-giving Reeses Peanut Butter Cups, the only Reeses Peanut Butter goodness that they had in a large bag were Reeses Peanut Butter <I><U><B>TREES!</B></U></I><br /><br />I was forced to buy these atrocities, of course. What else was I to do? I could not allow myself to succumb to an damaging and harmful anti-sucrose coma that would beinduced by a diet completely devoid of the healthful effects of Reeses Peanut Butter Cups. But these Reeses Peanut Butter <U><I>Trees</I></U> are an atrocity! An aberration against god and nature!<br /><br />Reeses Peanut Butter Cups are aerodynamic, and thus by very design they are both roundish and circular - a shape that is both easy to digest and pleasing to the eye and stomach. On the other hand, Reeses Peanut Butter <U><I>Trees</I></U> are pointy and angular, and they are entirely without the palette-pleasing edge ridges of a regular Reeses Peanut Butter Cups.</div></DIV><br /><CENTER><IMG SRC="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/rpbc.jpg" BORDER="0" ALT=""></CENTER><DIV align="center"><div style="width:502px;text-align:left;padding:0px;background-color:#FFFFFF;border:0px solid black;font-size:13px;text-align:center;"><I>Oh, the <U>horror.</I></U></div></DIV> <BR>Dr. Zaiushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16153875976834518896noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27444898.post-62352133899003578752011-12-06T14:38:00.003-06:002011-12-06T14:52:46.895-06:00Red Peters singing "Have A Wonderful Hawaiian Christmas!" <BR><CENTER><IFRAME SRC="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/zhawaiianxmas2.html" NAME="zhawaiianxmas2" WIDTH="552" HEIGHT="466" FRAMEBORDER="0">zhawaiianxmas2</IFRAME></CENTER><DIV align="center"><div style="width:520px;text-align:left;padding:0px;background-color:#FFFFFF;border:0px solid black;font-size:13px;text-align:justify;">No time for blogging today! I'm busy drumming up business for my friends down at the local funeral parlor. (I wouldn't want to shirk in my duties as a job creator!) In the meantime you can watch this swell video of <A HREF="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/zhawaiianxmas.html" TARGET="zhawaiianxmas2" TITLE=""><B><I>Red Peters singing "Have A Wonderful Hawaiian Christmas!"</I></B></A> Aloha, kids!</div></DIV><CENTER><TABLE BORDER="0" WIDTH="520"><TR><TD ALIGN="LEFT"><IMG SRC="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/cowgirl_1.jpg" WIDTH="145" HEIGHT="144" BORDER="0" ALIGN="LEFT"></TD></TR></TABLE></CENTER><DIV align="center"><div style="width:520px;text-align:left;padding:0px;background-color:#FFFFFF;border:0px solid black;font-size:13px;text-align:justify;"><A HREF="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/facebookpix112211/index.html" TARGET="_BLANK" TITLE=""><B><I>The Latest Edition of Awesome Facebook Pictures!</I></B></A><br /><A HREF="http://kerrycallen.blogspot.com/2011/10/animated-comic-covers.html" TARGET="_BLANK" TITLE=""><B><I>Animated Comic Covers!</I></B></A><br /><A HREF="http://www.comicsninja.com/lists/hottest-gamer-girls-ever-part-one/" TARGET="_BLANK" TITLE=""><B><I>Hottest Gamer Girls...Ever, Part One</I></B></A><br /><A HREF="http://news.yahoo.com/smartphone-spying-204933867.html" TARGET="_BLANK" TITLE=""><B><I>Your Smartphone Is Spying on You</I></B></A><br /><A HREF="http://www.lifewithdogs.tv/2011/11/dog-rescues-kittens-dumped-in-traffic/" TARGET="_BLANK" TITLE=""><B><I>Heroic Dog Rescues Kittens Dumped in Traffic</I></B></A><br /><A HREF="http://textsfrombennett.tumblr.com/" TARGET="_BLANK" TITLE=""><B><I>Texts From Bennett</I></B></A><br /><A HREF="http://gizmodo.com/5864195/the-worlds-biggest-insect-is-so-freaking-huge-it-can-eat-a-carrot" TARGET="_BLANK" TITLE=""><B><I>The World's Biggest Insect Is So Freaking Huge It Can Eat a Carrot</I></B></A><br /><A HREF="http://youtu.be/uRzhd3eUyO8" TARGET="_BLANK" TITLE=""><B><I>Animals of YouTube sing "Jingle Bells"</I></B></A><br /><A HREF="http://youtu.be/m2WQoC8WpSU" TARGET="_BLANK" TITLE="Boy's choir singing classical music in feline vocals"><B><I>CATalunia Boy's Choir</I></B></A><br /><A HREF="http://www.care2.com/causes/fracking-may-have-caused-50-earthquakes-in-oklahoma.html#ixzz1czSOucym" TARGET="_BLANK" TITLE=""><B><I>Fracking May Have Caused 50 Earthquakes in Oklahoma</I></B></A><br /><A HREF="http://shine.yahoo.com/video/animalallstars-10513021/kitty-plays-fetch-26860501.html" TARGET="_BLANK" TITLE=""><B><I>Kitty Plays Fetch</I></B></A><br /> <A HREF="http://photos.ellen.warnerbros.com/galleries/bad_paid_for_photos?adid=menu_photos#156783" TARGET="_BLANK" TITLE=""><B><I>Bad Photos</I></B></A><br /><A HREF="http://youtu.be/3VLcLH97eRw" TARGET="_BLANK" TITLE=""><B><I>Simon's Cat in 'Double Trouble'</I></B></A><br /><A HREF="http://www.zaiusnation.com/stuff/zaius/moosic2/shoes4cecilia/" TARGET="_BLANK" TITLE=""><B><I>Shoes 4 Cecilia</I></B></A><br /><A HREF="http://youtu.be/jPPgR4porbs" TARGET="_BLANK" TITLE=""><B><I>Screamin' Jay Hawkins - 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