Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Wait a Moment While I Change Lenses...

No time for blogging today - It's my birthday! I was born in 3795 A.D., which means that I am negative 1786 years old today! (Try and explain that to the DMV.) Germaine Gregarious and I are off to do some nature photography with the girls of the LGPPP. (Oops! The relative aperture of my depth of field seems to be a bit over-exposed...) In the meantime, you can watch this swell video that tells the tale of what a beautiful young girl did in the family pool while her parents were away! (And she isn't wearing a swimsuit - Oo-La-La!)


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At Wed Apr 15, 10:13:00 AM, Blogger Fantastic Forrest said...

Happy birthday, Dr. Z! Hope you and your gang have a fun celebration.

I can only imagine what goings-on are going to on.

At Wed Apr 15, 12:56:00 PM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

Since you're so young, does this mean zoos and amusement parks will have to pay you to enter?

At Wed Apr 15, 01:57:00 PM, Blogger threadingwater said...

Good gravy, Dr. Z! Happy Birthday from me and sincere wishes for many more negative years. Perhaps you are planning to spoil some sort of tea party today?

At Wed Apr 15, 02:04:00 PM, Blogger darkblack said...

Many happy returns on this negatively epochal event, and may the cake be plentifully splendiferous.


At Wed Apr 15, 05:50:00 PM, Blogger Tengrain said...

Congrats, Dr. Zaius! I assume of course that you were born in the year of the Monkey?

And all this time I thought you had to be a Scorpio!



At Wed Apr 15, 10:48:00 PM, Blogger BAC said...

OMG ... today is your birthday! In about 15 minutes it will be my birthday, too! Yikes! No wonder I'm so drawn to you. We must have been separated at birth!

Have a WONDERFUL Birthday week!


At Thu Apr 16, 06:18:00 AM, Blogger Fran said...

Well I was so dang busy at that tea-baggin' party that I nearly forgot to wish the good Dr. a happy birthday!!!

At Thu Apr 16, 03:19:00 PM, Blogger Kelly the little black dog said...

Happy Birthday Dr. Z. You share the real Kelly's birthday - tax day. Have an extra slice of cake for us.

At Thu Apr 16, 03:26:00 PM, Blogger Distributorcap said...

i thought when you were born - that was year Zero!!!!!!!!!!!!

happy tax day, teabagging day
and birthday

many happy returns from the IRS

At Thu Apr 16, 04:22:00 PM, Blogger Fran / Blue Gal said...

You and BAC....twins! Happy Birthday. xoxo

At Thu Apr 16, 04:56:00 PM, Blogger William K Wolfrum said...

Hey, Happy Birthday. I await the day in 3321 when you're legal. ;)

At Thu Apr 16, 05:24:00 PM, Blogger Batocchio said...

Huzzah! Happy birthday!

At Thu Apr 16, 06:06:00 PM, Blogger lisahgolden said...

Aaack! I'm late!

Well, I guess you get the whole cake, not just two slices.

I hope you had a marvelous, wonderful, fantastic day.

Happy Birthday!

At Thu Apr 16, 10:16:00 PM, Blogger Mauigirl said...

Hope you had a great day, Dr. Z! Sorry I'm belated as well in wishing you a happy birthday!

At Fri Apr 17, 12:17:00 AM, Blogger Life As I Know It Now said...

Here's hoping the day after your birthday is just as good!

At Fri Apr 17, 12:44:00 AM, Blogger Swinebread said...

Happy *gulp* belated Birthday Doc!

At Fri Apr 17, 07:40:00 AM, Blogger Rehctaw said...

My week of lost days... First Monday, now Thursday... How do you do this?

As you lose negativity, you will gain cake.
Until then, I hope you eke by on the kindness of strangers. As supported by the list above here and aside the blog, you are surrounded by strangers who like you. They really like you.

Good for simian survival.

You may have my cake sir.

At Fri Apr 17, 08:01:00 AM, Blogger Omnipotent Poobah said...

Happy B-Day Doc. I left a banana cream B-Day cake in the kitchen for ya.

At Mon Apr 20, 04:31:00 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

*smacks forehead* See how much I've been off the interwebs?? Well, at least I made it before the week mark. Happiest of Happy Birthdays. I know your wish already, and I too believe that humanity will be firmly under your boot heels soon.

At Thu Apr 23, 11:43:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Fantastic Forrest: Thanks, Fantastic Forrest!

Randal Graves: Wow! I never thought of that... What a great idea!

threadingwater: Thanks, Threadingwater! Tea party? Only if they serve cake! :o)

darkblack: Thanks, Darkblack!

Tengrain: Ha! YOu will never make a 'Monkey' out of me! Thanks, Tengrain!

BAC: Ack! Happy birthday, BAC! We should form our own tax shelter. :o)

FranIAm: Thanks, FranIAm! Happy tea-bagging! (I think...)
Kelly the little black dog: Yay! Happy birthday, real Kelly!

Distributorcap: The IRS does elicit returns, but I'm not sure how happy they are... Thanks, DCap!

Blue Gal: Thanks, Blue Gal!

William K Wolfrum: Legal? Jeepers! I never thought of that! Thanks, William!

Batocchio: Thanks, Batocchio!

Lisa: Thanks, Lisa! I saved you a slice! Oh, wait... No, I'm afraid I ate it. ;o)

Mauigirl: Thanks, Mauigirl!

Liberality: Thanks, Liberality!

Swinebread: Thanks, Swinebread!

Rehctaw: Thanks, Rehctaw! I am afaid that I have already eaten all of the cake... :o)

Omnipotent Poobah: Thanks, Poohbah! Mmm, banana cream... :o)

Sunandheir: Thanks, Sunandheir! Think of the future of mankind as being under my yoke, not my boot. It's more picturesque. ;o)


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