Mmmmmm, just iron away those unsightly bulges. The fat just melts away...unfortunately so does everything else, but that's a small price to pay to look glamorous!
I like the fact that it even gets rid of unwanted facial fat! Funny, I never thought of using an iron on my fat before! If you'll excuse me ..... ((Hugs)) Laura
Mmmmmm, just iron away those unsightly bulges. The fat just melts away...unfortunately so does everything else, but that's a small price to pay to look glamorous!
ReplyDeleteAnd I thought abortion was a hot issue with humans since they can't lay 10,000 eggs in one go and have no ovipositors.
ReplyDelete"unwanted pounds", err, it's one way to put it, especially if you are a barbaric human.
Long live Lemuria !
Zirgar: I agree! My ownglamorousness is very important to me. ;o)
ReplyDeleteEspressoFrog: I have often fretted about my own lack of ovipositors. Maybe I should buy some! What colors do they come in? ;o)
I like the fact that it even gets rid of unwanted facial fat!
ReplyDeleteFunny, I never thought of using an iron on my fat before!
If you'll excuse me .....
((Hugs))
Laura
It's a massager. Riiight.
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