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Thursday, September 24, 2009
The Kadafi Magical Mystery Tour
I think that it's just swell that Kadafi has shown his support for our terrorist-loving Kenyan president and declared himself to be a democrat. (I wonder if he speaks french?)
Okay. I have a confession. When I was but a young lass... I had a huge crush on Kadafi! I'm not sure if it was his aloof attitude or his cool shades or what! I just loved him and would hope to Gawd that he would be on the news that night. :)
My niece lived in Africa for a few years and said that he and his harem paid a visit to her city. She saw him "in real live person"!!!
He's looking a bit shitty now though.. isn't he? Thanks for wrecking that for me. (I know, I know.. it had to be done... sigh)
His speech are totally surreal just like those of a fashion designer. Redesigning the contours of Switzerland so it fits better between France Italy and Germany, extending flus into conspiracies that are longer than one of Dr Who's scarf and that square beret of his... oh yes, very parisian.
Okay. I have a confession.
ReplyDeleteWhen I was but a young lass... I had a huge crush on Kadafi! I'm not sure if it was his aloof attitude or his cool shades or what! I just loved him and would hope to Gawd that he would be on the news that night. :)
My niece lived in Africa for a few years and said that he and his harem paid a visit to her city. She saw him "in real live person"!!!
He's looking a bit shitty now though.. isn't he? Thanks for wrecking that for me. (I know, I know.. it had to be done... sigh)
((Hugs))
Laura
Gadhafi/Qadaffi/Khadafi is a fashion mogul. Just look how many names he has!
ReplyDeleteHis speech are totally surreal just like those of a fashion designer. Redesigning the contours of Switzerland so it fits better between France Italy and Germany, extending flus into conspiracies that are longer than one of Dr Who's scarf and that square beret of his... oh yes, very parisian.
ReplyDeleteIs he practicing to take Michael Jackson's place at next year's Super Bowl?
ReplyDeletethose libyans and their jazz hands
ReplyDeleteSunshine: That's OK. As a Democrat, you are supposed to love fascists! Anyway, I had a crush on Kristy McNichol once... ;o)
ReplyDeleteRandal Graves: He really knows how to work that kaftan. ;o)
EspressoFrog: Surreal is exactly the word for it! SNL had it right this weekend. ;o)
Susan: Ack! Michael Jackson was buried at the Superbowl? ;o)
Distributorcap: Yeah! Those perfoming arts majors are all alike. ;o)
Khadafi is the Arab world's version of Glenn Beck, apparently.
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