The only thing that keeps a thrill from running too far up Chris Matthew's leg when he sees Frankenbama is a healthy intake of the ol' Grape Juice Plus.
The problem, you see, is the Abbey Normal brain. But he did get through Harvard and Bush got through Yale with little more than a brain stem...so maybe we should be considering reanimating Roosevelt 2016. He needs to come up to speed and we need to relax term limits for the undead.
I never liked Frankenbama. Now, Count Cheney, that's a delicious cereal!
ReplyDeleteThe Metamorphosis II: a bug wakes up one day to find out.....he's Sarah Palin!
The only thing that keeps a thrill from running too far up Chris Matthew's leg when he sees Frankenbama is a healthy intake of the ol' Grape Juice Plus.
ReplyDeleteI'm used to seeing disturbing images on the Interwebs, and on Halloween more people are trying to be disturbing than usual.
ReplyDeleteBut today... you win.
Oh holy spanking crap.
ReplyDeleteAhem.. is that spider... *eating* her???
ReplyDeleteWho knew you could train incests to do such things! :P
((Hugs))
Laura
Arachnolingus: kinky...
ReplyDeleteI thought the democrats were the frisky party.
thed black widow strikes again
ReplyDeleteThe problem, you see, is the Abbey Normal brain. But he did get through Harvard and Bush got through Yale with little more than a brain stem...so maybe we should be considering reanimating Roosevelt 2016. He needs to come up to speed and we need to relax term limits for the undead.
ReplyDeleteI think I pee'd a little there at the end.
ReplyDeleteHeh. All I can think of is "Aunt Nancy".
ReplyDeleteHelp me, Doctor; I've lost all respect for spiders.
ReplyDeleteSo... Sarah is into arachnid abuse! Kinky woman.
ReplyDeleteCross Obama & Frankenstein
ReplyDeleteWhat do you get?
James Carville
I think I get what you're trying to tell us, Dr. Zaius. Sarah Palin is PROOF that humanity has no future. Right?
ReplyDeleteSo like, is she gonna crush it between her thighs or something?
ReplyDeleteOkay with the overhanging brow, and the straightened hair, Frankenbama looks a lot like Condaleeza Rice.
ReplyDeleteFucking Scare Dr Z! I am totally freaking out!
Yes, Sunshine. You just need lots of Peanute Butter and Fruit Flies. Arachnolingus!
ReplyDeleteI wish I had read all the comments before I posted. I think I tinkled a bit at the end too.
Damn, that's so far over the top I think I just felt the universe go into reverse. Black hole here I come.
ReplyDeleteheheheh
OOHHH NOOOO! Not Sarah and her big hairy spider! Run children, run!
ReplyDeleteWho said it was big? And the real question is does it have any toilet paper pirates sailing it?
ReplyDeleteOk, either we just found out the true origin of Spiderman or Sarah Palin forgot to shave down there...
ReplyDeleteRandal Graves: Ha! Count ChocuCheney cereal! That's a great idea, I might steal it. ;o)
ReplyDeleteTeresita: I am guessing that we are all over the age of 18, so I think that we are all probably to "starry" to be speaking Nadsat. ;o)
Matty Boy: Yay! Thanks, Matty Boy! I think... ;o)
Sleestak: I think you have put it quite succinctly, Sleestak. ;o)
Sunshine: Curse of the Spider Woman! ;o)
Tea Break: What is suprising is that Sarah Palin promotes abstinence. Maybe this is soem kind of special arachnolingus abstinence! ;o)
Distributorcap: Palin does tend to stick to her own kind... ;o)
Hamed: Yeah! If we relax term limits for the undead, we could elect Dick Cheney! ;o)
Darius Whiteplume: Ha! Happy Halloween! :o)
Targa: Huh? Do you mean this "Aunt Nancy"? I don't get it. :o(
Michael Hart: Indeed! I had no idea that arachnids would stoop so low. ;o)
OKJimm: She is a many faceted female, that's for sure!
Mistress Quickly: Cross Dick Cheney and Dracula and what do you get? Redundant.
Melvin The Barbarian: Indeed! Sarah Palin is clear evidence of your inevitable downfall, a bright shining star of your impending doom! ;o)
Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: Only after she is impregnated! That's the way it is with arachnid romance. ;o)
Seeing Eye Chick: That's not true! Condaleeza Rice never looked that good! ;o)
Seeing Eye Chick: Peanut Butter? Mmm...;o)
Susan: There is always a tipping point before the universe collapses in on itself... ;o)
Utah Savage: She's coming to get you, my sweeties! ;o)
Seeing Eye Chick: Yo Ho Ho! ;o)
Heh.
ReplyDeleteDr. Z, I meant this Aunt Nancy.
Humor failure on my part. :)
Ack! That's actually a very interesting story. I've never heard it! Thanks. :o)
ReplyDeleteOh Dear Dr. You have topped even yourself with that last pick. I feel so conflicted on so many levels.
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