Friday, October 09, 2009

Obama Wins the Nobel Peace Prize

 
Do you think that he won for being a socialist or for being an islamo-fascist?
 

15 comments:

  1. Its hard to tell. I think he won for stomping on baby ducklings while wearing metal golf cleates.

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  2. could've been HOPE-nosis...

    rock on Mr President

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  3. I'm not sure if commie-nazism is still in vogue. I think that, like Kissinger, he threatened to napalm the voters' homes.

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  4. I don't know. I still think it's because he smooths over his problems with beers at the White House. I pissed you off?? Sorry, come on over. I've got a sweet pad. We'll have a beer....

    Come on... you know it's true Dr.Zed.
    ((Hugs))
    Laura

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  5. Congrats to the committee for coming up with a bigger wingnut bang.

    I thought the pyrotechnics for Gore's Prize was spectacular, and hard to top, but this is simply brilliant.

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  6. He won the Nobel Peace Prize because he yanked that stupid missile defense shield out of Europe. It was also a smack in the face to the prior administration, and well deserved no doubt in my mind about that.

    All that being said, I hope that President Obama thinks very hard about what he is doing in Afghanistan. Since he is now an official peace maker, it would behoove him to end that war.

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  7. I thought Obama was a Nazi? Oh well, anyway...
    He won because he's not George.
    As Nazis would say: "Es ist ein Schlag im Gesicht von der vorherigen Verwaltung."

    Translation: "It is a slap in the face of the previous administration".

    Yup.

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  8. I was checking out some of the sites on your side bar.
    Purely by "accident".. I clicked on "Fleshbot"... Ahem... :P Tee hee...you're bad! ;D

    ((Hugs))
    Laura

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  9. He won because he's not George. Well technically that could be true. This could be the world's way of saying, "See we forgive you for picking that moron for president. You did much better this time."

    Yes, we did!

    An American Won the Nobel Peace Prize.


    What's to bitch about?

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  10. " "

    That's my ditto for Seeing Eye Chick.

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  11. My take on it is that somewhere in the multiverse another President Obama ended the war in Iraq, ended the war in Afghanistan, sent home all the wrongly incarcerated prisoners from Guantanamo, Bagram Airforce Base, and numerous unidentified CIA hellholes. He also nationalized the banks as well as health care and provided funding for a new and improved rail transportation system. That was just in the first 9 months in office. Somehow his well-earned Nobel Prize slipped through a quantum time warp to this universe and he was left holding a Kenyan birth certificate.

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  12. Seeing Eye Chick: Well, that makes perfect sense! At least he wasn't raising taxes. ;o)

    Wide World of Dave: Ha! His powers reach all of the way to Norway! ;o)

    Randal Graves: Napalm? I'll bet he just threaten to kill all of the old people with his health care plan! ;o)

    Sunshine: Indeed! This is surely the work of some alcoholic brew and Vice President Biden! ;o)

    Rehctaw: They couldn't have thought of a better way to get the hornet's newst over at FOX News abuzzing!

    Liberality: **sniff** And I'm gonna miss that old missile defense shield and all of the military contractor lobbyists that he put out of work, too. ;o)

    Targa: And they couldn't have slapped a more appropriate face if you ask me! ;o)

    Sunshine: **ahem** I only read it for the articles, of course. ;o)

    Seeing Eye Chick: I am not sure that we are so easily forgiven, but it's certainly a step int eh right direction! ;o)

    Übermilf: Me three! :o)

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  13. Susan: I love time machines! They are so convenient... :o)

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  14. His win was an award for the future, his ability to instill hope, worldwide, that if want we can make this world better. Of course, it remains to be seen if this can actually happen, but it's a better message by far than the one Dubya sent the world: You're like us, or you're the enemy.

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