Note: For full apocalyptic clusterphuquery, please read outloud doing Keith Olbermann's impression of Glenn Beck:
I see, I see the storm clouds gathering on all sides now, the rain is coming harder now, and listen to me America, if you dare— it's time for us— you— me— all real Americans— to rise like— like— Pillsbury dough; to the Pillsbury doughy goodness of a new day in America!
Sarah Palin— Myself— with your help America, we can make it happen... Make what happen you ask? Well I'm no prophet... [loses composure; lip quivers] I'm just a— a rodeo clown— I'm just a pawn in God's gigantic... Cog; stuck— stuck in the ways we must do things now to get things done!
I'm glad I'm the only one who's been duped into helping feed her PR campaign via negative publicity. As they say there's no such thing as bad press and we seem to both be offering her assistance in that area. Although we differ on a lot of issues, I'm glad to be in good company. Maybe at some point in the future I'll eventually evolve :^)
If a New York jury lets OJ--er, I mean Khalid Sheik Mohammad get off on a technicality so he can go look for the real 9-11 mastermind, they will have handed the WH to Palin.
TThere is no way that KSM will get off on a technicality. That doesn't happen very often. In fact, the times that you hear about it happening are usually the only times.
As far as Palin reaching the White House? Do you really think that if she runs, that the other rethugs would even let her get through a primary race? They'd chew her up and spit her out, laughing the entire time. Palin has got way too much to hide. And Levi hasn't even told us the real story yet. We don't even need Levi's information. The GOP are the dirtiest of campaigners. They would do the job of destroying Palin all by themselves.
OMG... how perfect would that be?
ReplyDelete*eye roll*
She has great respect for Glen Beck? Well then. That tells me ALL I need to know about her.
((Hugs))
Laura
Oh and btw.. I bet I could out eat you in regards to peanut butter cups!
ReplyDeleteDon't doubt it Ape! :P
Ahhh... They are perfect for each other.
ReplyDeleteAnything that further divides the Right is better for the Left.
I will be sacrificing to Cthulhu every day between now and the RNC convention that this would come to pass. Here we are now, entertain us.
ReplyDeleteNote: For full apocalyptic clusterphuquery, please read outloud doing Keith Olbermann's impression of Glenn Beck:
ReplyDeleteI see, I see the storm clouds gathering on all sides now, the rain is coming harder now, and listen to me America, if you dare— it's time for us— you— me— all real Americans— to rise like— like— Pillsbury dough; to the Pillsbury doughy goodness of a new day in America!
Sarah Palin— Myself— with your help America, we can make it happen... Make what happen you ask? Well I'm no prophet... [loses composure; lip quivers] I'm just a— a rodeo clown— I'm just a pawn in God's gigantic... Cog; stuck— stuck in the ways we must do things now to get things done!
Are you with us, America?
Are YOU WITH US???
Yo Zaius,
ReplyDeleteI'm glad I'm the only one who's been duped into helping feed her PR campaign via negative publicity. As they say there's no such thing as bad press and we seem to both be offering her assistance in that area. Although we differ on a lot of issues, I'm glad to be in good company. Maybe at some point in the future I'll eventually evolve :^)
LEX
http://www.lexlowther.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/Palin-Book-Deal2.gif
I'd pass out laughing but I'm too frightened that this might actually happen.
ReplyDeleteIf a New York jury lets OJ--er, I mean Khalid Sheik Mohammad get off on a technicality so he can go look for the real 9-11 mastermind, they will have handed the WH to Palin.
ReplyDeleteYou really should have followed both pictures with an "If they mated" image. I am sure Glenn Beck would cry at some point during the act.
ReplyDeleteTThere is no way that KSM will get off on a technicality. That doesn't happen very often. In fact, the times that you hear about it happening are usually the only times.
ReplyDeleteAs far as Palin reaching the White House?
Do you really think that if she runs, that the other rethugs would even let her get through a primary race? They'd chew her up and spit her out, laughing the entire time. Palin has got way too much to hide. And Levi hasn't even told us the real story yet. We don't even need Levi's information. The GOP are the dirtiest of campaigners. They would do the job of destroying Palin all by themselves.
Mary b
It would be great to watch the campaign they would put on. All popcorn and plenty of laughs.
ReplyDelete'I will be sacrificing to Cthulhu every day between now and the RNC convention that this would come to pass.'
ReplyDeleteThere's a good boy, Randal. The Master will be pleased.
;>)
Sunshine: That might be ALL that you need to know about her, but the media is making sure that you know FAR more. ;o)
ReplyDeleteSunshine: Out eat me, Reese's Peanut Butter Cups-wise? No, I don't think so! ;o)
Sonya: I agree! Bring on the Palin/Beck ticket! It can't get an better than that! ;o)
Randal Graves: Oh, Randal! You and your fascination with the evil socialist Octo-Mom! ;o)
Michael Hart: Ack! Pillsbury doughy goodness!?!? I need some jam and butter -STAT! ;o)
Joggernauts: Careful! If you evolve to much, you shall become an ape like me! ;o)
I live that animated image that you made!
Daveawayfromhome: IF Sarah Palin becomes president, I am going to run for the hills!
Teresita: I think that Khalid Sheik Mohammad is more likely to become president than Sarah Palin. ;o)
Seeing Eye Chick: Eek! I don't want to visualized that! iT'S TOO SCARY. ;o)
Mary B: I don't know, look how much the party hated McCain, and he beat the odds. We can only hope that Palin at least muddies the waters! ;o)
Connecticut Man1: The cups of the late night talk show hosts would certainly runneth over! ;o)
Darkblack: Ack! That's awesome, Darkblack! :o)
Cat Fud!
ReplyDeleteWell done, Dr. Z! Scarily enough, she said something about being open to the idea the other day...
ReplyDeleteLOL @ the top pic!!! Can I steal that some time? (With attribution, of course.)
ReplyDeleteNoooooo...why can't it be Carrie Prejean?
ReplyDelete"Now that Sarah Palin in the defacto leader of the Republican Party..."
ReplyDeleteYou misspelled "defective."
I'm planning to watch the fireworks from the other side of the border. Talk about your 2012 disaster scenario!
ReplyDeleteThus ends America
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