Saturday, November 14, 2009

Tensions Ease Between the United States and the Council of Giant Monsters

 
President Barack Obama and the Council of Giant Monsters have agreed to renew the strained alliance between the United States and Japan at a press conference held at Suntory Hall in Tokyo, Japan on Friday.

 
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9 comments:

  1. Comrade KevinSat Nov 14, 11:22:00 AM

    Godzilla and King Kong now need to sit down for mediation. They alone can solve the problems of the world.

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  2. LauraSat Nov 14, 11:30:00 AM

    Thank Gawd you have the Monsters on your side!!!
    No one will dare screw with the U.S. now!!!!! Muwhahahahahaha!

    ((Hugs))
    Laura

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  3. Randal GravesSat Nov 14, 12:40:00 PM

    Man, does this mean we get that drunk Ghidrah, too?

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  4. TengrainSat Nov 14, 08:36:00 PM

    Dr. Zaius, I'm so glad to hear this because -- I swear this is true -- I just saw Mothra eating my wool suit.

    Regards,

    Tengrain

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  5. UnknownSun Nov 15, 02:12:00 PM

    Finally a major player in the global war on terror. Maybe they will teach us some of those Aikido moves that Steven Segal knows. With a surge of 40,000 Steven Segals, we can kick anybody's ass.
    And save a fortune on ammo.

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  6. Darwin's DaggerSun Nov 15, 03:15:00 PM

    Everyone knows that Godzilla is a secret Muslim. His name used to be Allahzilla before he changed it.

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  7. Jon the Intergalactic GladiatorMon Nov 16, 10:33:00 AM

    If Godzilla fights terrorists like he fights other giant monsters, I imagine he'll tear their arms off, then sink back into the ocean until next time.

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  8. UbermilfMon Nov 16, 10:48:00 AM

    what about those creepy little girls who sing "Mooooothraaaaa?"

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  9. Dr. ZaiusMon Nov 16, 11:43:00 AM

    Comrade Kevin: That would be an awesome peace summit! Although Mecha-Godzilla and Mecha-Kong would probably ruin it... ;o)

    Sunshine: We have had monsters on our side before! Remember Dick Cheney? ;o)

    Randal Graves: Only if his three heads can get over their hangover... ;o)

    Tengrain: Yay! That means that you have two tiny Japanese girls running around your house! ;o)

    Tea Break: Ha! Phooey on Steven Segal. I like Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan! ;o)

    Darwin's Dagger: Shh! Don't tell anybody! Only his hairdresser knows for sure! ;o)

    Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: Well, you gotta have a sequel! ;o)

    Übermilf: They can be part of the USO tour! ;o)

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