Monday, January 11, 2010

Sarah Palin Has Found a New Job to Quit

 
The former governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, has signed a multi-year deal with Fox News to provide political commentary and analysis for the FOX News Channel. [ 1, 2, 3 ]
 

9 comments:

  1. That means they'll have to fit Palin into the ratings list with the other Fox talking heads, and it's already pretty crowded up there:

    FOXNEWS O'REILLY 3,919,000
    FOXNEWS HANNITY 2,611,000
    FOXNEWS BECK 2,609,000
    FOXNEWS BAIER 2,182,000
    FOXNEWS GRETA 2,154,000
    FOXNEWS SHEP 2,005,000
    MSNBC OLBERMANN 1,085,000
    CNNHN GRACE 983,000
    MSNBC MADDOW 983,000
    CNNHN BEHAR 689,000
    CNN KING 656,000
    MSNBC HARDBALL 615,000
    CNN COOPER 590,000

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  2. Wait. If they can't show genitals on tv why can they show a cu..... Never mind. Sorry I went there.

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  3. when will she break out the peroxide?

    http://justjoep.blogspot.com/2010/01/not-news-11jan10.html

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  4. I hear she's going to host a new aquatic sports show called "Parasailin' with Sarah Palin."

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  5. Dr.Zed, you have the most clever/funny followers ever!
    ((Hugs))
    Laura

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  6. Does her stylist always have to use a staple gun?

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  7. Teresita: Look at all of those Fox talking heads! I wonder if their collective swelling will ever go down? ;o)

    Darius Whiteplume: "a cu...?" A 'curlicue'? A 'cunning rabbit'? A 'culinary delight', perhaps? ;o)

    Übermilf: :o)

    JustJoeP: Ha! Great link. She does seem to be challenged by her own non-aryan-ness! ;o)

    Darwin's Dagger: Ack! She will be hunting mooses from up there! ;o)

    Darius Whiteplume: :o)

    Sunshine: You know what they say, "Human see, human do!" ;o)

    Susan: That explains a few things! I thought she used Super Glue. ;o)

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