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Thursday, December 24, 2009

Merry Christmas From the Awesome Trifecta of Blonde FOX News Analysts

13 Comments:

At Thu Dec 24, 11:44:00 AM, Joggernauts said...: FOX has it down. I mean who needs real news when you've got eye candy!

Happy Holidays!
LEX
www.lexlowther.com
At Thu Dec 24, 12:23:00 PM, Teresita said...: The only one who gives the Fox Infobabes a run for their money is, ironically, one of those socialist French babes.
At Thu Dec 24, 02:58:00 PM, Some Guy said...: They truly are the reason for the season. Merry Christmas, Dr. Z!
At Thu Dec 24, 09:58:00 PM, Greendayman said...: Merry Christmas Zaius, Thank you for your blog-tastic gifts.

-g
At Thu Dec 24, 10:17:00 PM, Anonymous said...: you can never go wrong putting the word "trifecta" in a blog post. Maybe there's a commentator spot for Carrie Prejean @ FOX?
At Fri Dec 25, 01:04:00 PM, susan said...: Looking was enough for me. I haven't had enough to drink to be able to listen too.

Thanks for all the amusement so far this year. Happy Christmas.
At Fri Dec 25, 06:29:00 PM, Dr. Zaius said...: Sunshine: I tend to disagree with their stern assesment. I say first chocolate cake, then coffee, THEN responsibility. Merry Christmas, Laura! ;o)

Joggernauts: Yes, and apparently the blonder the better! Merry Christmas, Lex! ;o)

Teresita: I love her almost as much as Sandra Lou! Merry Christmas, Teresita! ;o)

Some Guy: Well, they must the reason for something. Merry Christmas, Some Guy! ;o)

Greendayman: Merry Christmas, Greendayman! Thank you for your kind words. :o)

Jang-chub Ozer: Ack! Carrie Prejean doing newscasting? That would be just like Sarah Palin! Merry Christmas, Jang-chub Ozer! ;o)

Susan: You may be right. I've listened to it, and I think I need a drink! Merry Christmas, Susan! ;o)
At Sat Dec 26, 02:16:00 PM, Freida Bee said...: Are you declaring War on Christmas, here?

;)

Much love to you, Dr. Z!!!!
At Sun Dec 27, 02:22:00 PM, Anonymous said...: This could be a new special:
Christmas with The Fox News Fembots!
"Later in the show Bill O'Reilly will sing a medley of his favorite Christmas Carols and give our three lovely hosts some fresh made falafels!"
Come the summer they'll be starring in the new sitcom "Three bodies, one brain!"
Back to you, Dr. Z!
At Mon Dec 28, 08:25:00 AM, Farley said...: Why can't I hear them speak? Oh, I forgot, most humans can't.
At Mon Dec 28, 08:25:00 AM, Farley said...: This comment has been removed by the author.
At Mon Dec 28, 09:01:00 AM, Randal Graves said...: Click on that? And give myself nightmares? Are you mad?
At Mon Dec 28, 05:58:00 PM, Steve said...: it is like they are talking just to me! (maybe they like me, really like me!)

now if we can just get this on a t-shirt we'll be rich

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Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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