Zaius Nation - Some apes are more equal than others
Monday, January 11, 2010
Sarah Palin Has Found a New Job to Quit
The former governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, has signed a multi-year deal with Fox News to provide political commentary and analysis for the FOX News Channel. [ 1,2,3 ]
That means they'll have to fit Palin into the ratings list with the other Fox talking heads, and it's already pretty crowded up there:
ReplyDeleteFOXNEWS O'REILLY 3,919,000
FOXNEWS HANNITY 2,611,000
FOXNEWS BECK 2,609,000
FOXNEWS BAIER 2,182,000
FOXNEWS GRETA 2,154,000
FOXNEWS SHEP 2,005,000
MSNBC OLBERMANN 1,085,000
CNNHN GRACE 983,000
MSNBC MADDOW 983,000
CNNHN BEHAR 689,000
CNN KING 656,000
MSNBC HARDBALL 615,000
CNN COOPER 590,000
Wait. If they can't show genitals on tv why can they show a cu..... Never mind. Sorry I went there.
ReplyDeleteBest headline.
ReplyDeletewhen will she break out the peroxide?
ReplyDeletehttp://justjoep.blogspot.com/2010/01/not-news-11jan10.html
I hear she's going to host a new aquatic sports show called "Parasailin' with Sarah Palin."
ReplyDelete@DD - nice :-)
ReplyDeleteDr.Zed, you have the most clever/funny followers ever!
ReplyDelete((Hugs))
Laura
Does her stylist always have to use a staple gun?
ReplyDeleteTeresita: Look at all of those Fox talking heads! I wonder if their collective swelling will ever go down? ;o)
ReplyDeleteDarius Whiteplume: "a cu...?" A 'curlicue'? A 'cunning rabbit'? A 'culinary delight', perhaps? ;o)
Übermilf: :o)
JustJoeP: Ha! Great link. She does seem to be challenged by her own non-aryan-ness! ;o)
Darwin's Dagger: Ack! She will be hunting mooses from up there! ;o)
Darius Whiteplume: :o)
Sunshine: You know what they say, "Human see, human do!" ;o)
Susan: That explains a few things! I thought she used Super Glue. ;o)