Friday, December 24, 2010

Merry Christmas, Everyone!

 
Yuletide greetings, everyone!

I have a special christmas recipe for you...

Handed down by the Great Lawgiver, who brought presents to all of the good apes and gave lobotomies to all of those pesky humans. Here is his divine simian recipe:

Milk Punch ala the Great Lawgiver
Fill the blender 3/4 full of ice
fill the blender 3/4 full of milk
2 capfulls of vanilla (1/2 teaspoon)
4 heaping tablespoons of sugar
Mix in 3 shots of brandy
Sprinkle Nutmeg on top of each serving.

Merry Christmas, everyone!
 
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13 comments:

  1. TengrainFri Dec 24, 12:40:00 PM

    Reading your excellent blog is like getting two slices of chocolate cake!

    Merry Christmas!

    Your pal,

    Tengrain

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  2. DistributorcapFri Dec 24, 02:18:00 PM

    your stuff is my present.
    mxmas

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  3. Freida BeeFri Dec 24, 02:30:00 PM

    Merry Christmas, Dear Dr.!!!! Drink overabundantly for me. ;)

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  4. Matthew HubbardFri Dec 24, 03:19:00 PM

    Thanks for the holiday cheer, Doc.

    Best wishes to you and yours.

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  5. AnonymousFri Dec 24, 05:39:00 PM

    A most civilized tradition. I will be sending my list of humans over for their medical "present" shortly.
    :)

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  6. BACFri Dec 24, 07:52:00 PM

    What Tengrain said! Wishing you a very Merry Christmas, Dr. Z!!


    BAC

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  7. Kelly the little black dogFri Dec 24, 11:48:00 PM

    Merry Christmas Dr. Z. I'll have to give the punch a try. It might need a bit more brandy though.

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  8. Some GuySat Dec 25, 09:41:00 AM

    Merry Christmas, Dr. Z!

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  9. lisahgoldenSat Dec 25, 10:17:00 AM

    Merry Christmas, Dr. Zaius!

    That punch sounds wonderful.

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  10. genexsSat Dec 25, 10:56:00 AM

    Merry Mithras' Day, Dr Z! I'm up for the hemp milk version of the punch. Weee!

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  11. GuyeSun Dec 26, 01:57:00 PM

    Thanks to the Great Lawgiver for the spirits and Merry X-mas Dr. Z.

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  12. Dr. ZaiusWed Dec 29, 02:48:00 PM

    Tengrain Yay! Thanks and Merry Christmas, Tengrain. ;o)

    Distributorcap: You are very kind. Thanks and Merry Christmas, Distributorcap. ;o)

    Freida Bee, MD: overabundance is my liddle name! Merry Christmas, Freida Bee, MD. ;o)

    Matty Boy: Merry Christmas, Matty Boy! ;o)

    Seeing Eye Chick: Many humans are quite deserving of the medical "present" from the Great Lawgiver. Merry Christmas, Seeing Eye Chick! ;o)

    BAC: Merry Christmas, BAC! ;o)

    Kelly the little black dog: I think that you will find the brandy has quite a kick, Kelly the little black dog! Merry Christmas! ;o)

    Some Guy: Merry Christmas, Some Guy! ;o)

    Lisa: Merry Christmas, Lisa! ;o)

    Genexs: Smoking milk punch? I would assume that it would be har d to keep lit! Merry Christmas, Genexs! ;o)

    Guye: Merry Christmas to you, Guye! ;o)

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  13. -blessed holy socks, the non-perishable-zealotSat Feb 26, 08:20:00 PM

    Eff'n hillarious, dude. God bless you with discernment when you see our blogs, for they ain't everyone - only those with bawls.

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