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Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Foleygate Blame Chart

"Want to be the 'In the Know' weirdo at the cocktail party? Then click and print the astonishingly nerdy Foleygate Blame Chart and carry it with you everywhere." Wonkette

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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