I knew that there was reason why my cat is so evil! It's like this, all of the evil criminals from Krypton were kept is a special inter-dimensional prison called the
Phantom Zone.
Remember
Superman II with Terence Stamp as General Zod, and Sarah Douglas as Ursa?
(Mmm, Ursa...) Well, Zod and Ursa were escaped prisoners from the
Phantom Zone.Now, as this picture from a Superboy comic book clearly illustrates, the evil criminals from Krypton that are held in the
Phantom Zone have
evil Kryptonian pet cats that were exiled as well! And these evil Kryptonian cats are able to channel their thoughts into our cats, and convince them to go along with their evil Kryptonian kitty plans!
It's so simple! It all makes perfect sense. I am now beginning to understand my own cat's erratic behavior. You know how your cat gets that faraway look in their eyes, and stares blankly into space? They are really listening to the evil plans of Kryptonian kitty criminals from the
Phantom Zone! I would like to give special thanks to
Progressive Ruin for providing conclusive evidence of the truth behind this chilling phenomenon.
Damn you, evil Phantom Zone kitties from Krypton!