Sarh Palin: The Fine Art of Achieving Professional Victimhood

 

America has recently learned from Sarah Palin's new book how unfairly she has been treated by the mainstream media...

Finally it has become clear to the public how unseemly the relationship was between certain members in the media and the current administration during the last presidential election...

Like it or not, fascism is on the rise!

 

Looks Can Be Deceiving

 
 

I Live In Constant Fear of Killer Robots From the Future...

 

"As President, I believe that robotics can inspire young people to pursue science and engineering. And I also want to keep an eye on those robots, in case they try anything." whitehouse.gov, via oliverwillis.com

 

Bishop Thomas Tobin

 

This is worth watching. I have two videos of Bishop Thomas Tobin, the fellow that decided that Rep. Patrick Kennedy should be denied Communion because of his stance on abortion rights, as interviewed on Hardball with Chris Matthews and The O'Reilly Factor.

 

I'll Go on a Diet... Right After Some More of That Delicious Pumpkin pie!

 

Oh dear, I am so stuffed that I can hardly move. I think that I might explode! What's that you say? there is still some delicious Pumpkin pie left? Hmm, maybe if I gently massage my tummy, I can make room for just a little more... Two slices please!

 

The More Things Change...

 

After all of the holiday hijinks that have taken place over the last few years...

You may be wondering what the Gop is cooking up for Thanksgiving for this year?

Turns out it's the same old steaming pile of crap.

 

Happy Thanksgiving!

 

No time for blogging today! I am very busy making a killing on some important real estate deals. In the meantime, you can have some fun with these swell Thanksgiving Day Riddles! (Pumpkin pie? Two slices, please!)

 

More Kitty Videos

 

All I have today is an awesome array of cute kitty videos, many of which were mailed to me by Tengrain of Mock, Paper, Scissors. (Thanks, Tengrain!)

Chopstick Kitty In and Out Maru Munchkin Cat Tiny Kitty Talking Kitty	Angry Talking Cat The Two Talking Cats Tired Kitties The Mean Kitty Song Kitty Said What?
What Cats Are Really Thinking

I also offer further evidence of the uncanny intelligence of cats...

They understand the importance of between-meal-snacks!
(Prefferably chocolate cake, of course.)

 
 

Phantom Zone Kitties: "We are the Pet Cats of Kryptonian Criminals!"

 

I knew that there was reason why my cat is so evil! It's like this, all of the evil criminals from Krypton were kept is a special inter-dimensional prison called the Phantom Zone.

Remember Superman II with Terence Stamp as General Zod, and Sarah Douglas as Ursa? (Mmm, Ursa...) Well, Zod and Ursa were escaped prisoners from the Phantom Zone.

Now, as this picture from a Superboy comic book clearly illustrates, the evil criminals from Krypton that are held in the Phantom Zone have evil Kryptonian pet cats that were exiled as well! And these evil Kryptonian cats are able to channel their thoughts into our cats, and convince them to go along with their evil Kryptonian kitty plans!

It's so simple! It all makes perfect sense. I am now beginning to understand my own cat's erratic behavior. You know how your cat gets that faraway look in their eyes, and stares blankly into space? They are really listening to the evil plans of Kryptonian kitty criminals from the Phantom Zone!

I would like to give special thanks to Progressive Ruin for providing conclusive evidence of the truth behind this chilling phenomenon. Damn you, evil Phantom Zone kitties from Krypton!



This is a Zaius Nation reprint

 

Baby Names

 

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This post is for my good friend Derk the Jerk over at Man-Eating Cheeseburger, who is trying to think of names for his and his wife's upcoming addition to their family. As much as I enjoy this list of possible baby names, I must say that I disagree with the author of this insightful chart on one particular point. I think that "Streaky" is an awesome name! (That's Supergirl's cat, you know.) Via Rachelle of Living Between Wednesdays.

 

A Deeper Shade of Red

 

Now that Sarah Palin's Book tour has begun...

Who knows where it might lead!

I agree with Palin: Beck is indeed a 'hoot' and he's very, very, very effective, at lying about President Obama and whipping his paranoid base into a deluded frenzy.

Joan Walsh

 

Care Bears On Fire Singing "Barbie Eat a Sandwich"

 

No time for blogging today! Germaine Gregrious and I are busy studying the Krell civilization on the distant planet of Altair IV. I really enjoy the pastoral landscapes, the goofy robot and all of the creepy theremin music - but I am growng increasing fearful of the "monsters from the id!" (This planet is very Freudian, I must say.) In the meantime you can watch this swell music video of Care Bears On Fire singing "Barbie Eat a Sandwich". (And afterwards, might I suggest a little dessert...)

 

Johnny Storm is Having a Bad Day....

 
 

Sarah Palin: "Only Dead Fish Go With the Flow."

 

Now that Sarah Palin in the defacto leader of the Republican Party...

She has chosen a running mate for 2012. [ 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ]

 

The Sarah Palin Video Game: The Race To Success

 

This is the first game that I made with my good friend Derk the Jerk over at Man-Eating Cheeseburger. It might seem a little rough around the edges because we kept starting other games (The Separation of Church and State, Senate Finance Committee, and Whack-A-Wingnut) and only worked on this game when weren't working on one of the other games. Although the game was perhaps a bit goofy and slipshod, it helped us learn a lot about how to make a video game and to understand the advantages and the limitations of the medium.

UPDATE: From reading some of the comments, I wanted to clarify that just like all of the other games that we made (The Separation of Church and State, Senate Finance Committee, and Whack-A-Wingnut), Derk the Jerk over at Man-Eating Cheeseburger did all of the coding. I just supplied some of the artwork and stuff. He deserves all of the coding credit! :o)

 

Former McCain Strategist John Weaver Insults Giant Invisible Rabbits Everywhere

 

"Sarah Palin reminds me of Jimmy Stewart in the movie 'Harvey,' complete with imaginary conversations," said former McCain strategist John Weaver. Los Angelos Times

Sarah Palin: The Book Tour
csmonitor.com: All Sarah Palin, all the time
ap.org: FACT CHECK: Palin's book goes rogue on some facts
Los Angelos Times: Palin Goes Rogue On Her Own Twitter Account
Los Angelos Times: Rogue rage: Team McCain strikes back at Palin
politicsdaily.com: How Palin Could Win the 2012 GOP Nomination
Associated Press: Palin's way of talkin' dissected, you betcha
thinkprogress.org: Report: In her memoir, Palin says she doesn’t believe in evolution. 
Huffington Post: Palin Accuses AP Of Doing "Opposition Research" In Fact Check of Book

 

Jeepers! CNN paid Lou Dobbs $8 million to quit!

 

"Although Lou Dobbs has been saying that his departure from CNN was an 'amicable parting on the best of terms,' the New York Post reports that CNN wanted him gone so badly that it gave him an $8 million severance package. Dobbs 'had a year and a half to go on his $12 million contract.'" thinkprogress.org

 

Cat-Women of the Moon

 

     Cat-Women of the Moon (1953) [ 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 ] Full Length [ 2 ] trailer

 

I'm Torn...

 

Although I find Ms. Prejean annoying, I am torn by these pictures... She is holding a package of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups!