The Late Show: Top Ten Signs George W. Bush Is Depressed

The Late Show: Top Ten Signs George W. Bush Is Depressed

10. Speaks wistfully of the days when his approval rating was 33%

9. Barely musters a smile when catching Cheney torture detainees

8. Smug, arrogant smirk replaced by smug, arrogant frown

7. Barely laughs anymore during “Happy Days” reruns

6. Falls asleep during intelligence briefings…actually, he always did that

5. No longer pretends he quit drinking

4. Sits in the Oval Office listening to Fleetwood Mac’s “Landslide” over and over

3. When Rumsfeld left, Bush pleaded, “Take me with you”

2. At lunch with speaker-to-be Nancy Pelosi, he hardly touched his fish sticks

1. Asked Bubba if he still had the big chick’s phone number

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