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Thursday, January 04, 2007

Pat Robertson's upbeat message of doom for Christians that like diet milkshakes

The Lord didn't say nuclear. But I do believe it will be something like that.

Who would have guessed that God would choose such a douche-bag to lip-synch for him on Earth. Go figure! How can you not believe in a man that says that he talks directly to God, and that he is the strongest man alive? The President of the United States should be talking to this man! Oh, wait...he already does.

Evangelical broadcaster Pat Robertson said Tuesday that God has told him that a terrorist attack on the United States would cause a "mass killing" late in 2007.

"I'm not necessarily saying it's going to be nuclear," he said during his news-and-talk television show "The 700 Club" on the Christian Broadcasting Network.

"The Lord didn't say nuclear. But I do believe it will be something like that."

Robertson said God told him about the impending tragedy during a recent prayer retreat. CNN

Pat Robertson Plotting Nuclear Attack On America
The criminal Jesus Freak who praised the 9/11 attacks as being just what the USA deserved (due to homosexuals and feminists) is now promising his own terror attack on America — and this time, it’s Nuclear. Wonkette

In the past Robertson has made predictions at the New Year. The broadcaster predicted in January 2004 that President Bush would easily win re-election. As we now know Bush won 51 percent of the vote that fall, winning the election.

In 2005, Robertson predicted that Bush would enjoy victory after victory in his second term. He said Social Security reform proposals would be approved and Bush would nominate conservative judges to federal courts.

Lawmakers confirmed Bush's 2005 nominations of John Roberts and Samuel Alito to the Supreme Court. But the president's Social Security initiative was not completed.

Robertson was quoted as saying, "I have a relatively good track record," he said. "Sometimes I miss." Isn’t this a sign that maybe he isn’t getting the word straight from the Lord’s mouth? Is the Lord ever wrong? It also seems to contradict what the Bible says. The bible says that we can determine if a prophet is a true prophet by their track record. If they are always correct then the word supposedly comes from God.

Dear Pat Robertson:
Please stop calling yourself a Christian. Please stop referring to yourself as a spokesman for God. Nancy's Apology

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Wonkette: Pat Robertson Plotting Nuclear Attack On America Pat Robertson Makes Ominous Predictions for 2007
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