Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Sunday, August 13, 2006

"What phony dog poo?"

What phony dog poo?
Cedric: "You dropped your phony dog poo."
Underground contact: "What phony dog poo?"
Top Secret! (1984)

Little did I know that the all of the casualties in Lebanon were all being staged! According to an investigation of chat rooms, newsgroups, and message boards performed by the ever reliable journalistic team of and, information has come to light that shows the Really, Really, Real Truth behind the casualties in Lebanon - they don't exist! They even have pictures to prove that it is all done with actors and ketchup...

Casualties in Lebanon: it is all done with actors and ketchup...

The blazing, irrefutable truth of a message board can tell no lies, according to this valuable bit of in depth journalism by this dynamic duo of truthiness, and

Here are the facts, as presented by the message board:

"i have been working in lebanon since all this started, and seeing the behavior of many of the lebanese wire service photographers has been a bit unsettling. while hajj has garnered a lot of attention for his doctoring of images digitally, whether guilty or not, i have been witness to the daily practice of directed shots, one case where a group of wire photogs were coreographing the unearthing of bodies, directing emergency workers here and there, asking them to position bodies just so, even remove bodies that have already been put in graves so that they can photograph them in peoples arms. these photographers have come away with powerful shots, that required no manipulation digitally, but instead, manipulation on a human level, and this itself is a bigger ethical problem."
As evidence of the authors veracity, cites the fact that "Bryan Denton’s work has appeared in The New York Times," a newspaper that does not trust. Obviously these remarks make it clear that Isreal has not fired a single shot into Lebanon. This simple diagram shows all facts in scathing detail:

Although not reported yet by the MSM, the Lebanese are faking all of the damage done to their cities as well. With the use of green screen technology over at that left-wing-liberal-terrorist-loving George Lucas' studios [ 1, 2, 3 ]. Those Hollywood Elites are behind the whole thing! Look at this recent, seeminging innocent news photo:

The truth about out-of-work Hollywood actors

The Isreali army has never invaded Lebanon! The footage is all a farce created by the liberal press, using special effects, stock footage and out-of-work Hollywood actors! puts the situation into perspective: "It’s all beginning to come out in the open now."

Links to the Really, Really, Real Truth - Bodies Allegedly Exhumed For Display to Photographers Alleges Unearthing of Bodies

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