Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Saturday, September 02, 2006

Bush: "Conflation! Get your conflation here!"

Bush: 'My message of hate is better than their message of hate!'
Bush: "My message of hate is better than their message of hate!"
In the latest episode of "Iraq = 911," President Bush has taken another bold step away from any sense of reality or reason. I submit the following recipes to more clearly show the actual differences between terrorism, which is a tactic, and fascism, which is formerly a declared form of government (Hitler, Mussolini) and is now merely an epithet used to describe "someone else's" government.

Recipe for a terrorist
1 (or more) insane fundamentalist
1 disenfranchised population
1 gallon of xenophobia

take at least one insane fundamentalist and mix with a disenfranchised population. Add a heaping helping of xenophobia. Let stand until violence and intimidation start to rise. Simmer at a low boil until casualties occur.

Terrorism defined: [ 1, 2, 3 ]

Recipe for a Fascist
1 brutal dictator
1 strong centralized government
2 cans of condensed cream of jingoism soup
   (overt nationalism will do in a pinch)
5 packages of authoritarianism
16 cups of corporatism
5 1/2 pounds militarism

Using the dictator as a base, form the government using the dictator as a mold. Mix with jingoism, authoritarianism, corporatism, and militarism in a large bowl until the population is at a fever pitch. Blend in a vicious anti-communist and anti-liberal bent. Add war and pestilence until the economy is overextended. A thick layer of corporate greed will congeal on top of the mixture. Cook on a high setting until the dictator is overthrown or the government collapses.

Fascism defined: [ 1, 2, 3, 4 ]

The Latest Recipe for Disaster
Bush setting up next terror speech
Bush links Iraq to risk in the U.S. President Discusses War on Terror at FBI Academy
Are Islamic terrorists the same as Fascists and Communists of the 20th century? Really?

George Bush: Contorting reality beyond all reason or recognition
to bring you the truth!

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