Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Saturday, September 02, 2006

Bush: "Conflation! Get your conflation here!"

Bush: 'My message of hate is better than their message of hate!'
Bush: "My message of hate is better than their message of hate!"
In the latest episode of "Iraq = 911," President Bush has taken another bold step away from any sense of reality or reason. I submit the following recipes to more clearly show the actual differences between terrorism, which is a tactic, and fascism, which is formerly a declared form of government (Hitler, Mussolini) and is now merely an epithet used to describe "someone else's" government.

Recipe for a terrorist
Ingredients:
1 (or more) insane fundamentalist
1 disenfranchised population
1 gallon of xenophobia

Directions:
take at least one insane fundamentalist and mix with a disenfranchised population. Add a heaping helping of xenophobia. Let stand until violence and intimidation start to rise. Simmer at a low boil until casualties occur.

Terrorism defined: [ 1, 2, 3 ]

Recipe for a Fascist
Ingredients:
1 brutal dictator
1 strong centralized government
2 cans of condensed cream of jingoism soup
   (overt nationalism will do in a pinch)
5 packages of authoritarianism
16 cups of corporatism
5 1/2 pounds militarism

Directions:
Using the dictator as a base, form the government using the dictator as a mold. Mix with jingoism, authoritarianism, corporatism, and militarism in a large bowl until the population is at a fever pitch. Blend in a vicious anti-communist and anti-liberal bent. Add war and pestilence until the economy is overextended. A thick layer of corporate greed will congeal on top of the mixture. Cook on a high setting until the dictator is overthrown or the government collapses.

Fascism defined: [ 1, 2, 3, 4 ]

The Latest Recipe for Disaster
Bush setting up next terror speech
Bush links Iraq to risk in the U.S.
whitehouse.gov: President Discusses War on Terror at FBI Academy
Are Islamic terrorists the same as Fascists and Communists of the 20th century? Really?

George Bush: Contorting reality beyond all reason or recognition
to bring you the truth!

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