Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Saturday, September 16, 2006

Bush Tells Group He Sees a 'Third Reich Awakening'

Batsh*t Crazy"President Bush said yesterday that he senses a 'Third Awakening' of religious devotion in the United States that has coincided with the nation's struggle with international terrorists, a war that he depicted as 'a confrontation between good and evil.'" Bush Tells Group He Sees a 'Third Awakening'

(Do you think that maybe he could finish the "war" in Iraq before he concentrates his energies on becoming the next messiah?)

** A Story About God

Jelly Bean Prayer

RED is for the blood He gave,

GREEN is for the grass He made,

YELLOW is for the sun so bright,

ORANGE is for the edge of night,

BLACK is for the sins we made,

WHITE is for the grace He gave,

PURPLE is for the hour of sorrow,

PINK is for the new tomorrow,

A bag of Jelly Beans, colorful and sweet,
Is a prayer....Is a promise...Made to you and me.

Jelly Beans for Jesus
Jelly Beans for Jesus

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