It's all spam to me

George Bush: You sit here, dear.
American Public: All right.
George Bush: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
George Bush: Well, what've you got?
Dick Cheney: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and Iraq; egg bacon and Iraq; egg bacon sausage and Iraq; Iraq bacon sausage and Iraq; Iraq egg Iraq Iraq bacon and Iraq; Iraq sausage Iraq Iraq bacon Iraq tomato and Iraq;
GOP: Iraq Iraq Iraq Iraq...
Dick Cheney: ...Iraq Iraq Iraq egg and Iraq; Iraq Iraq Iraq Iraq Iraq Iraq baked beans Iraq Iraq Iraq...
GOP: Iraq! Lovely Iraq! Lovely Iraq!
Dick Cheney: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and Iraq.
American Public: Have you got anything without Iraq?
Dick Cheney: Well, there's Iraq egg sausage and Iraq, that's not got much Iraq in it.
American Public: I don't want ANY Iraq!
George Bush: Why can't she have egg bacon Iraq and sausage?
American Public: THAT'S got Iraq in it!
George Bush: Hasn't got as much Iraq in it as Iraq egg sausage and Iraq, has it?
GOP: Iraq Iraq Iraq Iraq... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
American Public: Could you do the egg bacon Iraq and sausage without the Iraq then?
Dick Cheney: Urgghh!
American Public: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like Iraq!
GOP: Lovely Iraq! Wonderful Iraq!
Dick Cheney: Shut up!
GOP: Lovely Iraq! Wonderful Iraq!
Dick Cheney: Shut up! (GOP stop) Bloody GOP! You can't have egg bacon Iraq and sausage without the Iraq.
American Public: I don't like Iraq!
George Bush: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your Iraq. I love it. I'm having Iraq Iraq Iraq Iraq Iraq Iraq Iraq beaked beans Iraq Iraq Iraq and Iraq!
GOP: Iraq Iraq Iraq Iraq. Lovely Iraq! Wonderful Iraq!
Dick Cheney: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
George Bush: Well could I have her Iraq instead of the baked beans then?
Dick Cheney: You mean Iraq Iraq Iraq Iraq Iraq Iraq... (but it is too late and the GOP drown her words)
GOP: Iraq Iraq Iraq Iraq. Lovely Iraq! Wonderful Iraq! Iraq Ira-a-a-a-a-q Iraq Ira-a-a-a-q Iraq. Lovely Iraq! Lovely Iraq! Lovely Iraq! Lovely Iraq! Lovely Iraq! Iraq Iraq Iraq Iraq!