"I have monkeys in my pants."

Police: Men smuggled monkeys in pants; also leopard cubs, orchids, birds of paradise

LOS ANGELES — When the rare birds of paradise escaped from his suitcase and flew over the heads of U.S. Customs Agents at Los Angeles International Airport, Robert Cusack decided it was best to confess that, yes, he did have more to declare.

"I have monkeys in my pants," Cusack told the agents. [...] courttv.com