Zaius Nation - Some Apes Are More Equal Than Others

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Thursday, October 05, 2006

This just in: Barney's Will outweighs the Voice of the People

'I will not withdraw even if Laura and Barney are the only ones supporting me.'

Is it more creepy or less creepy? He used to get his advice from God, now he get his advice from a dog. Is this what the framers of the Constitution of the United States intended?

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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