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Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Senate Update

Senate Races - 12:26am
Missouri	Talent	63%	McCaskill	64%
Montana	Burns	72%	Tester	73%
Virginia	Macaca	137%	Webb	138%

(The GOP warns that there is still some minor glitches with the electronic voting machines.)

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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