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Friday, August 10, 2007

The Press Just Loves Marcia Brady! - Dr. Smith? Not So Much...

Marcia Brady
By all outward appearances, Dr. Smith's presidential campaign seems to be going very well. His running mate, Marcia Brady has very helpful in rounding up voters.

Marcia Brady
His robot army is a hit with the whole family! Although Alice, the Brady's maid, has stated that she wishes they were more domestic and useful around the house, like Samurai Frog's Daleks. "Dr. Smiths robot's don't have any scrubbing bubbles like Daleks do!" Alice said.

Marcia Brady
But trouble has been brewing on the campaign trail for Dr. Smith. Marcia Brady has proven to be far more popular with the press, and Dr. Smith has been pushed out of the limelight.

Jan and Marcia Brady
An unnamed source has confided that Marcia intends to take the role of commander in chief for herself. This can only mean there is a rocky road ahead for Dr. Smith's present presidential plans!

Jan Brady
A recent scandal erupted when it was discovered that Jan Brady's Facebook page displayed her desire to see Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator as the new president, and not her estranged sister. Against her sister's wishes, Jan shall be working as a summer intern on Intergalactic Gladiator campaign.

Jan Brady - both of them
Jan will add some celebrity status to the Intergalactic Gladiator's campaign. (She is after all, the sister of the most popular girl in school.) Jan has recently accidentally acquired intermittent telekinetic powers as the result of an unfortunate and unforeseen "pot-roast-turned-poltergeist" project she was been working on for her home economics class. Looks like the Intergalactic Gladiator will have his hands full this summer!

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At Fri Aug 10, 04:32:00 PM, Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Those darn pot-roast-turned-poltergeist incidents. I tell you, my insurance rates are going through the roof because of this.

At Sat Aug 11, 05:03:00 AM, Blogger Distributorcap said...

zaius, zaius, zaius.....

when marcia is in the white house...will she issue and executive order that the bathroom to kid ratio be 6:1 (we all know VPs are more important than Ps)

At Sat Aug 11, 10:26:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: I remember I once had a chicken pot pie poltergeist. It was terrifying! And terribly difficult to eat. It kept flying around the house! I could barely get my knife and fork into it. It was most unsettling. I think I prefer my food to stay in one place.

Distributorcap: I think that your theory about the VPs being more important than Ps is sound, at least in this case! I think that if Marcia is not careful, Dr. Smith might arrange for Greg Brady to throw a football at her nose. The swelling would probably be so bad that she would get dumped by the campus hero! He will likely use the old "something suddenly came up" line.

The parallel between Dick Cheney and Marcia Brady is profound and disturbing. I think that the last thing that this country needs is another power hungry vice president.

At Sat Aug 11, 11:06:00 AM, Blogger SamuraiFrog said...

Well, Marcia's a pretty girl, and Dr. Smith is a creepy, terrifying girl. Whose best friends are an underage boy and an effeminite robot. Can you blame the voters?

At Sat Aug 11, 07:55:00 PM, Anonymous Dr. Smith said...

Marcia's loyalty is never in doubt - certainly has long as she needs the other half of the...

Whoops forget I said that. She's loyal I tell you!

At Sun Aug 12, 11:18:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

SamuraiFrog: I am not sure that you in a position to complain about Dr. Smith's robots being effeminate, Samurai Frog. Daleks and their never ending domestic agenda are about as effeminate as you can get. They even wear metal dresses! Trust me on this, a masculine robot would not have Scrubbing Bubbles©.

Dr. Smith: The other half of the...WHAT??? Damn you, Dr. Smith, and your cryptic messages!


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