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Friday, September 12, 2008

McCain Campaign: Obama a sponsor of Sex-Ed For Kindergartners!

 
Ack! It turns out that Sarah Palin's daughter has just given birth to John McCain's illegitimate black baby, Alan Keyes!
 

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16 Comments:

At Fri Sep 12, 06:19:00 AM, Blogger FranIAm said...

I must send a baby gift... lots of diapers, because knowing this family, they are full of shit.

 
At Fri Sep 12, 08:07:00 AM, Blogger Unconventional Conventionist said...

I always wondered where Alan Keyes got those crazy eyes; now I know!

 
At Fri Sep 12, 08:47:00 AM, Blogger Übermilf said...

As an Illinois voter, I can attest to the fact that Alan Keyes is illegitimate.

 
At Fri Sep 12, 10:10:00 AM, Blogger Dean Wormer said...

Your blog is often the stuff of nightmares.

(shiver)

 
At Fri Sep 12, 10:11:00 AM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

Dude, I'm so glad I just put my coffee mug down before I clicked over here.

 
At Fri Sep 12, 11:08:00 AM, Blogger DivaJood said...

My god, he looks just like his mommy!

 
At Fri Sep 12, 01:47:00 PM, Blogger nightjar said...

This made me spit out a mouth full of peanuts when I saw. LMAO!!

Bravo Dr. Bravo!!

 
At Fri Sep 12, 02:15:00 PM, Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Hey, was there a beach party! around here somewhere?

 
At Fri Sep 12, 02:16:00 PM, Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Oh yes, what a cute family.

Remember everyone, teaching abstinence is the key.

 
At Fri Sep 12, 08:42:00 PM, Blogger Angry Ballerina said...

I'm not allowed to make fun of the mentally disabled am I..............

 
At Sat Sep 13, 12:12:00 AM, Blogger GETkristiLOVE said...

Too bad daddy will kick the bucket before he learns how to walk.

 
At Sat Sep 13, 02:22:00 AM, Blogger Billy Miller said...

I'm sure they are just thanking the good and wise baby Jesus that it wasn't Richard Pryor.

 
At Sat Sep 13, 03:42:00 PM, Blogger mwb said...

Oh, come now you aren't spreading that clearly false rumor.

Everyone knows there's no such thing as Alan Keyes!

He's just one of those meaningless lies Republicans spread like balanced budgets and fiscal responsibility.

 
At Sun Sep 14, 06:43:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

FranIAm: Ha! Good line, I'll probably steal it! ;o)

Unconventional Conventionist: Hmm... Perhaps his eyes are crazy because they match his rhetoric...

Übermilf: Yep, I am sure that as an Illinois voter you are correct on this point.

Dean Wormer: Why Dean Wormer, I think that is the nicest thing that you have ever said to me.

Randal Graves: I am relieved that you managed to avoid a java spill! :o)

DivaJood: Indeed! He has those neocon eyes, don't cha know.

Nightjar: Ack! A precipitous peanut mishap! Thank you, Nightjar.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: Pull up a surfboard, Jon. Never too late for Mai Tai's!

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: Teaching abstinence is easy, practicing it is the hard part. :o)

Angry Ballerina: You're asking me? I'm probably even less qualified to answer that question than you... ;o)

GETkristiLOVE: It's not the walking but the talking that gets either of them in trouble.

Billy Miller: Ack! That would be a Republican catastrophe, to be sure.

MWB: So true! Modern myths are the most difficult to dispel...

 
At Sun Sep 14, 12:23:00 PM, Blogger Freida Bee said...

I am in favor of teaching Kindergartners sex-ed for this reason: they're all lying awake at night in horror, not sure how this could of occurred, wondering if it could happen to them. They need to know how to prevent this to allay their fears (and so it NEVER happens again)!

 
At Thu Sep 18, 06:07:00 AM, Blogger Distributorcap said...

lol

i cannot stop laughing

 

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