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Friday, February 20, 2009

RNC Chairman Michael Steele and the Grand Ol' Hip-Hop Party: "Whut Up Homie!"

 
GOP Chairman Michael Steele:<br />Exscuse me, my good sir, I can't help but notice that you are a 'gangsta'.<br />I am actually pretty 'gansta' myself, I'll have you know.<br />THE NEW GOP - We're totally 'with it' and 'Happening', Dude!

RNC Chairman Michael Steele says he is planning an "off the hook" PR offensive to attract younger voters, especially minorities, by applying conservative principles to "urban-suburban hip-hop settings." "We need to uptick our image with everyone, including one-armed midgets," he explained. thinkprogress.org
 

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21 Comments:

At Fri Feb 20, 08:45:00 AM, Blogger CDP said...

"Off the hook". Oh my. You keep working on that "street cred", Mr. Chairman.

 
At Fri Feb 20, 09:07:00 AM, Blogger Darius Whiteplume said...

The only good thing is maybe this will kill some fake-gansta shit from the rap industry. Like when politicians started having sideburns, the cool people knew they needed to get rid of theirs :-)

 
At Fri Feb 20, 09:49:00 AM, Blogger theultramundane said...

jammin on the one!

 
At Fri Feb 20, 10:28:00 AM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

That shizzle is dope and fly, yo, word, bomb.

Steele is about as street as I am, probably less so.

 
At Fri Feb 20, 12:39:00 PM, Blogger Dean Wormer said...

Ha!

Is that you on Facebook that just became buds with Adam Carolla?

I just sent you a friend request. My initials in real life are F L. Please keep my name secret.

Dean

 
At Fri Feb 20, 12:48:00 PM, Blogger Übermilf said...

Don't they remember what happened when Karl Rove tried to rap?

This will be endlessly entertaining. Where's my popcorn.

Also, I am on Facebook. Won't anyone be MY Facebook friend? I've already been rejected by the PTA ladies in the neighborhood; I don't think my self-esteem can handle any more...

 
At Fri Feb 20, 02:56:00 PM, Blogger ThoughtCriminal said...

I love it when the GOP tries to out WTF "The Onion".

 
At Fri Feb 20, 04:40:00 PM, Blogger Utah Savage said...

Well, they all said it. I'm just here to laugh while I weep.

 
At Fri Feb 20, 05:44:00 PM, Blogger sunshine said...

Love your blog. I've quickly rolled through everything on this page (I say quickly because I've got 4 kids breathing down my neck about when I'm getting off the computer...apparently it makes the X-Box live lag... "hard core").
Anyhow.. you are hilarious. I love it! I found you on Utah Savage..
Laura

 
At Fri Feb 20, 06:12:00 PM, Blogger Wee Mousie said...

Pardon me for supposing that the hip hop phrase, "off the hook," is about to become synonymous with "unhinged."

 
At Fri Feb 20, 08:41:00 PM, Blogger FranIAm said...

Off the what?

Who is he kidding?

 
At Fri Feb 20, 09:46:00 PM, Blogger anna said...

I've gotta go listen to NWA now.

Shiiiii...

 
At Sat Feb 21, 11:47:00 AM, Blogger D. Debil said...

Does this mean that huckleberry graham will be wearing droopy pants and a do-rag? I for one think that if he let a little "thug" into his verbal delivery, then we would not be as offended by his sanctimony.

 
At Sat Feb 21, 02:58:00 PM, Blogger Alicia Morgan said...

It's hard out there for a pimp....

 
At Sat Feb 21, 02:58:00 PM, Blogger Alicia Morgan said...

It's hard out there for a pimp....

 
At Sat Feb 21, 03:00:00 PM, Blogger Alicia Morgan said...

However, we should be grateful for the Photoshop Gold possibilities!

 
At Sun Feb 22, 03:50:00 AM, Blogger TF said...

one-armed midgets?

 
At Sun Feb 22, 09:41:00 AM, Blogger Distributorcap said...

i didnt realize one armed midgets were such a strong voting block -- but i guess the desperate GOP will do anything these days

michael steel is alan keyes on thorazine

 
At Sun Feb 22, 09:41:00 AM, Blogger Distributorcap said...

i didnt realize one armed midgets were such a strong voting block -- but i guess the desperate GOP will do anything these days

michael steel is alan keyes on thorazine

 
At Sun Feb 22, 06:30:00 PM, Blogger Comrade Kevin said...

*snort*

Yeah, I have to attest that there's nothing cooler than a Young Republican.

Riiiiight.

 
At Mon Feb 23, 08:04:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

CDP: RNC Chairman Michael Steele has "ctreet cred" alrignt. Wall Street Cred!

Darius Whiteplume: Ha! Michael Steele will cause the ruin of a fad! Totally cool.

theultramundane: Indeed!

Randal Graves: Neet-Oh! Peachy keen! The bees knees...

Dean Wormer: I can't even figure out MySpace, much less Facebook!

Übermilf: I would love to be your Facebook friend, if I could figure it out!

ThoughtCriminal: Hee hee! Good line!

Utah Savage: Don't cry, Utah Savage!

Sunshine: Thanks, Sunshine!

Wee Mousie: The GOP leaves me a bit unhinged, that's for sure!

FranIAm: Off the rocker, it seems. :o)

anna: OK. You mean FM radio and not Northwest Airlines, right? :o)

D. Debil: Speak for yourself! I would be offended by his sanctimony regardless of his droopy pants. :o)

Alicia Morgan: True. We have to be thankful for something!

TF: I know, I know... :o)

Distributorcap: ".Michael Steel is alan keyes on thorazine..." Great line! I can't top that. :o)

Comrade Kevin: I am guessing that some things are subjective. (Very subjective.)

 

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