RNC Chairman Michael Steele and the Grand Ol' Hip-Hop Party: "Whut Up Homie!"
RNC Chairman Michael Steele says he is planning an "off the hook" PR offensive to attract younger voters, especially minorities, by applying conservative principles to "urban-suburban hip-hop settings." "We need to uptick our image with everyone, including one-armed midgets," he explained. thinkprogress.org
21 Comments:
"Off the hook". Oh my. You keep working on that "street cred", Mr. Chairman.
The only good thing is maybe this will kill some fake-gansta shit from the rap industry. Like when politicians started having sideburns, the cool people knew they needed to get rid of theirs :-)
jammin on the one!
That shizzle is dope and fly, yo, word, bomb.
Steele is about as street as I am, probably less so.
Ha!
Is that you on Facebook that just became buds with Adam Carolla?
I just sent you a friend request. My initials in real life are F L. Please keep my name secret.
Dean
Don't they remember what happened when Karl Rove tried to rap?
This will be endlessly entertaining. Where's my popcorn.
Also, I am on Facebook. Won't anyone be MY Facebook friend? I've already been rejected by the PTA ladies in the neighborhood; I don't think my self-esteem can handle any more...
I love it when the GOP tries to out WTF "The Onion".
Well, they all said it. I'm just here to laugh while I weep.
Love your blog. I've quickly rolled through everything on this page (I say quickly because I've got 4 kids breathing down my neck about when I'm getting off the computer...apparently it makes the X-Box live lag... "hard core").
Anyhow.. you are hilarious. I love it! I found you on Utah Savage..
Laura
Pardon me for supposing that the hip hop phrase, "off the hook," is about to become synonymous with "unhinged."
Off the what?
Who is he kidding?
I've gotta go listen to NWA now.
Shiiiii...
Does this mean that huckleberry graham will be wearing droopy pants and a do-rag? I for one think that if he let a little "thug" into his verbal delivery, then we would not be as offended by his sanctimony.
It's hard out there for a pimp....
It's hard out there for a pimp....
However, we should be grateful for the Photoshop Gold possibilities!
one-armed midgets?
i didnt realize one armed midgets were such a strong voting block -- but i guess the desperate GOP will do anything these days
michael steel is alan keyes on thorazine
i didnt realize one armed midgets were such a strong voting block -- but i guess the desperate GOP will do anything these days
michael steel is alan keyes on thorazine
*snort*
Yeah, I have to attest that there's nothing cooler than a Young Republican.
Riiiiight.
CDP: RNC Chairman Michael Steele has "ctreet cred" alrignt. Wall Street Cred!
Darius Whiteplume: Ha! Michael Steele will cause the ruin of a fad! Totally cool.
theultramundane: Indeed!
Randal Graves: Neet-Oh! Peachy keen! The bees knees...
Dean Wormer: I can't even figure out MySpace, much less Facebook!
Übermilf: I would love to be your Facebook friend, if I could figure it out!
ThoughtCriminal: Hee hee! Good line!
Utah Savage: Don't cry, Utah Savage!
Sunshine: Thanks, Sunshine!
Wee Mousie: The GOP leaves me a bit unhinged, that's for sure!
FranIAm: Off the rocker, it seems. :o)
anna: OK. You mean FM radio and not Northwest Airlines, right? :o)
D. Debil: Speak for yourself! I would be offended by his sanctimony regardless of his droopy pants. :o)
Alicia Morgan: True. We have to be thankful for something!
TF: I know, I know... :o)
Distributorcap: ".Michael Steel is alan keyes on thorazine..." Great line! I can't top that. :o)
Comrade Kevin: I am guessing that some things are subjective. (Very subjective.)
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