Zaius Nation - Some Apes Are More Equal Than Others

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Awesome!

I just saw it on Keith Olbermann...

Sean Hannity has consented to be waterboarded!

10 Comments:

At Fri Apr 24, 07:01:00 AM, Some Guy said...: In the words of Flounder from Animal House:

"This is gonna be great!"

We'll see if he actually goes through with it.
At Fri Apr 24, 10:40:00 AM, Randal Graves said...: Anywhere I can sign up to volunteer to pour the water?
At Fri Apr 24, 11:19:00 AM, Ubermilf said...: Well. We're waiting.
At Sat Apr 25, 05:11:00 AM, Distributorcap said...: he will get waterboarded when i am allowed to comment on Lucianne.Com
At Sat Apr 25, 06:23:00 AM, Anonymous said...: I'd pay to watch it live!
At Sat Apr 25, 11:53:00 AM, darkblack said...: I'll donate an extra dollar if he soils himself.

;>)
At Sun Apr 26, 11:12:00 AM, Joe said...: I don't think it's a big deal. Knowing that you're being waterboarded in a controlled environment, with safeguards in place, takes the fear and horror out of the experience.

Still, it will be fun if he craps himself.
At Sun Apr 26, 08:54:00 PM, The Hermit said...: Can we replace the water with urine? Actually bet yet, can we just use a funnel and pour a gallon of urine down his throat? I would supply the urine.

Anyway he aint going throw with it. Just look at what happened to Christopher Hitchens. He flipped out and they handled him with kid gloves.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7u-Wk1aU-E
At Mon Apr 27, 10:10:00 PM, Tengrain said...: Zaius -

The real question is, what question shall we ask him to make it stop, and of course, what answer are we looking for to make it stop?

I think we have the start of a good contest here.

Regards,

Tengrain
At Wed Apr 29, 10:04:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Some Guy: Either way, it's hilarious!

Darwin's Dagger: Hmm... He might be made to last longer if we hold him down forcibly... ;o)

Randal Graves: I think that line is longer than than the line to buy a new Nintendo Wii!

Übermilf: Patience, patience. Good things come to those that waterboard...

Distributorcap: What club would you join that would have you as a member, DCap?

Zoey and Me: Me too! Five dollars even! :o)

darkblack: He will need the dollar to buy back his dignity. Oh, wait... He doesn't have any!

Bubs: I agree. Let's capture him, send him to Afghanistan and let the Taliban show him how it's done properly!

The Hermit: I think that he would be able to supply his own urine at the event quite readily. ;o)

Tengrain: Let's make sure to forget the safe word. ;o)

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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