Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Not All of My Patients are Annoying. Many of Them are Dead.


Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 HOURS! That's terrible! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news?
Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.

Doctor: "I've got very bad news. You've got cancer and Alzheimer's."
Patient: "Well, at least I don't have cancer!"

Did you hear about the man who fell into an upholstery machine?
He's fully recovered.


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At Sun Apr 19, 07:37:00 PM, Blogger Lockwood said...

Did you hear about the fellow who fell behind on the payments to his exorcist?
He was repossessed.

Doesn't go with your doctor theme (much), but I've always liked that one.

At Sun Apr 19, 09:25:00 PM, Blogger BAC said...

Very funny!


At Mon Apr 20, 09:03:00 AM, Blogger Übermilf said...

Based on that woman's feet, I'm guessing she's at the podiatrist's office.

At Tue Apr 21, 05:02:00 PM, Blogger GETkristiLOVE said...

Did you hear about the man who walked into the Psychiatrist office wearing nothing but saran wrap? The Psychiatrist said, "Clearly, I see your nuts."

At Wed Apr 22, 06:10:00 PM, Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Did you hear about the man who fell into the eyeglass grinder and made a spectacle of himself?

At Thu Apr 23, 11:44:00 AM, Blogger Dean Wormer said...

What ever you did to her I'm sure you deserved to be slapped.

At Thu Apr 23, 03:35:00 PM, Blogger Comrade Kevin said...


*rim shot*

At Thu Apr 23, 11:17:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Lockwood: Ha! I like that one! :o)

BAC: Thanks, BAC! :o)

Übermilf: Either that, or she is just into that sort of thing...

GETkristiLOVE: Ha! That's a good one! :o)

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: Hee hee! That's a real groaner! :o)

Dean Wormer: You have no idea... **sigh**
Comrade Kevin: Even Johnny Carson would not touch most of my jokes. ;o)


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