Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Friday, May 01, 2009

Gov. Palin and That Porky Old Stimulus Money

 
To act within the guidelines of her deep felt conservative values and in accordance with her national political aspirations, Gov. Sarah Palin refused to accept the federal economic stimulus money for Alaskan schools, energy assistance and social services.

But that was then, and this is now!
 

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12 Comments:

At Fri May 01, 10:19:00 AM, Blogger Jang-chub Ozer said...

Good to see she's keeping busy. It's not all tea and crumpets with the Orange County Chopper gang. Sarah will be featured on an upcoming episode of the popular reality TV show in which she welcomes the guys to Alaska, and shows off some freshly stuffed & mounted interior decor!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1B48jLJIjQ

 
At Fri May 01, 12:17:00 PM, Blogger Michael Hart said...

And the wingnutards think that's mud in da tub.

It's NOT.

 
At Fri May 01, 05:42:00 PM, Blogger Batocchio said...

It's her natural habitat! (Off of what Michael said.)

 
At Sat May 02, 12:41:00 AM, Blogger Odile said...

please don´t mess with the pork, they are very clean animal, also very honest.

Also, they all are having his revenge: swine flu XDDD

 
At Sat May 02, 06:13:00 AM, Blogger Übermilf said...

To "piggyback" on what Odile said, I feel sorry for that poor pig.

 
At Sat May 02, 08:54:00 AM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

A mud bath a day keeps the swine flu away.

 
At Sun May 03, 01:09:00 AM, Blogger Fantastic Forrest said...

PETA will be in touch with you, sir. This is abusive beyond belief. No one should have to share a tub with that woman.

 
At Sun May 03, 09:26:00 AM, Blogger Distributorcap said...

where is her teabag - or should i say Levi's

 
At Sun May 03, 04:21:00 PM, Blogger Comrade Kevin said...

I suppose if you lie with pigs, ya know.

 
At Mon May 04, 08:47:00 AM, Blogger Kulkuri said...

This is going to give pigs a bad name.
I passed on the Bella Award to you, come by and pick it up.

 
At Mon May 04, 11:20:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Jang-chub Ozer: Ha! I saw that on the news. I made a picture for Tengrain about it!Michael Hart: Really? What is it? I hope that it's chocolate milkshake! Mmm...

Batocchio: Jeepers! She needs a straw!

Odile: Compared to Palin, even a rug seems honest. (And they lie all the time!) you are right of course, I like pigs too. :o)

Übermilf: He does seem to have gotten himself into a rather difficult and unsettling position, I must say!

Randal Graves: Yes, but a mud bath a day also clogs the drain to the tub!

Fantastic Forrest: Jeepers! I forgot about PETA! I wonder if I can bribe them...

Distributorcap: That's silly. You can't make tea in the bath. YOu need to use the kettle!

Comrade Kevin: Yes, if you if you lie with pigs, you get bacon. But if you lie with Palin you lose the presidential election! :o)

Kulkuri: Hey! Thanks, Kulkuri! :o)

 
At Mon May 04, 07:14:00 PM, Blogger Lisa said...

Ah, to be so principled!

 

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