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Friday, May 01, 2009

Trampstamp Barbie

No!

'I took a deep breath and listened to the old bray of my heart. I am. I am. I am.'

Yes!

9 Comments:

At Fri May 01, 11:38:00 AM, Fran / Blue Gal said...: GAWD.
At Sat May 02, 12:38:00 AM, Odile said...: I remember when Barbie was a medicine doctor, a veterinarian a teacher, etc... in it´s unique stile gives an independent woman image to the girls (a pink one, but independent). Now she is "fashion fever" and a kind of slut, so the actual model to the girls is: dress like a fashion slut and you´ll had all what you ever want.
At Sat May 02, 08:56:00 AM, Randal Graves said...: They'll soon find out it doesn't work. I tried dressing like a fashion slut and all I got was this lousy job.
At Sat May 02, 06:08:00 PM, qwerty said...: Tattoos, especially removable tattoos are nothing. Hasn't anyone noticed that she's taken this body modification fad to the point of having herself branded?
At Sun May 03, 01:10:00 AM, Fantastic Forrest said...: No! Seriously?
At Sun May 03, 09:27:00 AM, Distributorcap said...: i hear ken has a prince albert
At Sun May 03, 10:22:00 AM, qwerty said...: That would be a challenge. Where did they put it?
At Sun May 03, 04:21:00 PM, Comrade Kevin said...: Do not understand.
At Mon May 04, 11:28:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Blue Gal: Indeed. **sigh**

Odile: I agree. Women's Lib has SO gone the wrong direction...

Randal Graves: Yes, but that's because you didn't buy the Malibu Beach House!

qwerty: Yes! Our culture is imploding.

Fantastic Forrest: Yes. Seriously. :o(

Distributorcap: Really? Is he in a can? If so, Ken better let him out! He can't breathe in there!

qwerty: Hmm... Something of a challange, anatomically that is.

Comrade Kevin: It's gross. You don't want to know.

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