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Thursday, November 19, 2009

Sarah Palin: "Only Dead Fish Go With the Flow."

Now that Sarah Palin in the defacto leader of the Republican Party...

She has chosen a running mate for 2012. [ 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ]

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At Thu Nov 19, 07:39:00 AM, Blogger sunshine said...

OMG... how perfect would that be?
*eye roll*
She has great respect for Glen Beck? Well then. That tells me ALL I need to know about her.


At Thu Nov 19, 07:44:00 AM, Blogger sunshine said...

Oh and btw.. I bet I could out eat you in regards to peanut butter cups!
Don't doubt it Ape! :P

At Thu Nov 19, 09:10:00 AM, Blogger Sonya said...

Ahhh... They are perfect for each other.

Anything that further divides the Right is better for the Left.

At Thu Nov 19, 02:26:00 PM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

I will be sacrificing to Cthulhu every day between now and the RNC convention that this would come to pass. Here we are now, entertain us.

At Thu Nov 19, 03:30:00 PM, Blogger Michael Hart said...

Note: For full apocalyptic clusterphuquery, please read outloud doing Keith Olbermann's impression of Glenn Beck:

I see, I see the storm clouds gathering on all sides now, the rain is coming harder now, and listen to me America, if you dare— it's time for us— you— me— all real Americans— to rise like— like— Pillsbury dough; to the Pillsbury doughy goodness of a new day in America!

Sarah Palin— Myself— with your help America, we can make it happen... Make what happen you ask? Well I'm no prophet... [loses composure; lip quivers] I'm just a— a rodeo clown— I'm just a pawn in God's gigantic... Cog; stuck— stuck in the ways we must do things now to get things done!

Are you with us, America?


At Thu Nov 19, 07:07:00 PM, Blogger Joggernauts said...

Yo Zaius,

I'm glad I'm the only one who's been duped into helping feed her PR campaign via negative publicity. As they say there's no such thing as bad press and we seem to both be offering her assistance in that area. Although we differ on a lot of issues, I'm glad to be in good company. Maybe at some point in the future I'll eventually evolve :^)


At Thu Nov 19, 07:35:00 PM, Blogger daveawayfromhome said...

I'd pass out laughing but I'm too frightened that this might actually happen.

At Thu Nov 19, 07:41:00 PM, Blogger Teresita said...

If a New York jury lets OJ--er, I mean Khalid Sheik Mohammad get off on a technicality so he can go look for the real 9-11 mastermind, they will have handed the WH to Palin.

At Fri Nov 20, 06:00:00 AM, Blogger Seeing Eye Chick said...

You really should have followed both pictures with an "If they mated" image. I am sure Glenn Beck would cry at some point during the act.

At Fri Nov 20, 09:00:00 AM, Blogger mary b said...

TThere is no way that KSM will get off on a technicality. That doesn't happen very often. In fact, the times that you hear about it happening are usually the only times.

As far as Palin reaching the White House?
Do you really think that if she runs, that the other rethugs would even let her get through a primary race? They'd chew her up and spit her out, laughing the entire time. Palin has got way too much to hide. And Levi hasn't even told us the real story yet. We don't even need Levi's information. The GOP are the dirtiest of campaigners. They would do the job of destroying Palin all by themselves.

Mary b

At Fri Nov 20, 10:53:00 AM, Blogger Connecticut Man1 said...

It would be great to watch the campaign they would put on. All popcorn and plenty of laughs.

At Fri Nov 20, 11:04:00 AM, Blogger darkblack said...

'I will be sacrificing to Cthulhu every day between now and the RNC convention that this would come to pass.'

There's a good boy, Randal. The Master will be pleased.


At Fri Nov 20, 08:21:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Sunshine: That might be ALL that you need to know about her, but the media is making sure that you know FAR more. ;o)

Sunshine: Out eat me, Reese's Peanut Butter Cups-wise? No, I don't think so! ;o)

Sonya: I agree! Bring on the Palin/Beck ticket! It can't get an better than that! ;o)

Randal Graves: Oh, Randal! You and your fascination with the evil socialist Octo-Mom! ;o)

Michael Hart: Ack! Pillsbury doughy goodness!?!? I need some jam and butter -STAT! ;o)

Joggernauts: Careful! If you evolve to much, you shall become an ape like me! ;o)

I live that animated image that you made!

Daveawayfromhome: IF Sarah Palin becomes president, I am going to run for the hills!

Teresita: I think that Khalid Sheik Mohammad is more likely to become president than Sarah Palin. ;o)

Seeing Eye Chick: Eek! I don't want to visualized that! iT'S TOO SCARY. ;o)

Mary B: I don't know, look how much the party hated McCain, and he beat the odds. We can only hope that Palin at least muddies the waters! ;o)

Connecticut Man1: The cups of the late night talk show hosts would certainly runneth over! ;o)

Darkblack: Ack! That's awesome, Darkblack! :o)

At Fri Nov 20, 08:26:00 PM, Blogger ThoughtCriminal said...

Cat Fud!

At Sat Nov 21, 03:27:00 AM, Blogger Batocchio said...

Well done, Dr. Z! Scarily enough, she said something about being open to the idea the other day...

At Sat Nov 21, 09:47:00 AM, Blogger jurassicpork said...

LOL @ the top pic!!! Can I steal that some time? (With attribution, of course.)

At Sat Nov 21, 11:09:00 AM, Blogger St. Edward said...

Noooooo...why can't it be Carrie Prejean?

At Sat Nov 21, 11:30:00 AM, Blogger Max the drunken severed head said...

"Now that Sarah Palin in the defacto leader of the Republican Party..."

You misspelled "defective."

At Sat Nov 21, 03:02:00 PM, Blogger susan said...

I'm planning to watch the fireworks from the other side of the border. Talk about your 2012 disaster scenario!

At Tue Nov 24, 02:59:00 PM, Blogger Übermilf said...

Thus ends America


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