Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Tensions Ease Between the United States and the Council of Giant Monsters

President Barack Obama and the Council of Giant Monsters have agreed to renew the strained alliance between the United States and Japan at a press conference held at Suntory Hall in Tokyo, Japan on Friday.


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At Sat Nov 14, 11:22:00 AM, Blogger Comrade Kevin said...

Godzilla and King Kong now need to sit down for mediation. They alone can solve the problems of the world.

At Sat Nov 14, 11:30:00 AM, Blogger sunshine said...

Thank Gawd you have the Monsters on your side!!!
No one will dare screw with the U.S. now!!!!! Muwhahahahahaha!


At Sat Nov 14, 12:40:00 PM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

Man, does this mean we get that drunk Ghidrah, too?

At Sat Nov 14, 08:36:00 PM, Blogger Tengrain said...

Dr. Zaius, I'm so glad to hear this because -- I swear this is true -- I just saw Mothra eating my wool suit.



At Sun Nov 15, 02:12:00 PM, Blogger Tea Break said...

Finally a major player in the global war on terror. Maybe they will teach us some of those Aikido moves that Steven Segal knows. With a surge of 40,000 Steven Segals, we can kick anybody's ass.
And save a fortune on ammo.

At Sun Nov 15, 03:15:00 PM, Blogger Darwin's Dagger said...

Everyone knows that Godzilla is a secret Muslim. His name used to be Allahzilla before he changed it.

At Mon Nov 16, 10:33:00 AM, Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

If Godzilla fights terrorists like he fights other giant monsters, I imagine he'll tear their arms off, then sink back into the ocean until next time.

At Mon Nov 16, 10:48:00 AM, Blogger Übermilf said...

what about those creepy little girls who sing "Mooooothraaaaa?"

At Mon Nov 16, 11:43:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Comrade Kevin: That would be an awesome peace summit! Although Mecha-Godzilla and Mecha-Kong would probably ruin it... ;o)

Sunshine: We have had monsters on our side before! Remember Dick Cheney? ;o)

Randal Graves: Only if his three heads can get over their hangover... ;o)

Tengrain: Yay! That means that you have two tiny Japanese girls running around your house! ;o)

Tea Break: Ha! Phooey on Steven Segal. I like Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan! ;o)

Darwin's Dagger: Shh! Don't tell anybody! Only his hairdresser knows for sure! ;o)

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator: Well, you gotta have a sequel! ;o)

Übermilf: They can be part of the USO tour! ;o)


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