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Tuesday, December 01, 2009

Pins and Needles

We are all waiting for the other shoe to drop... [ 1, 2 ]

But in the meantime we can all take comfort by reading this.

4 Comments:

At Tue Dec 01, 10:47:00 AM, Randal Graves said...: You optimists are so creepy.
At Tue Dec 01, 09:52:00 PM, susan said...: Thanks for the reminder. I needed one :-)
At Tue Dec 01, 10:14:00 PM, Teresita said...: You know, with all that Botox, Nancy Pelosi's mouth has about the same range of movement as yours does, Dr. Z!
At Thu Dec 03, 04:28:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: Randal Graves: Creepy is the new beige, you know. ;o)

Susan: It is nice to see something positive being written for once. ;o)

Teresita: Nancy Pelosi is awesome! She's my favorite. ;o)

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Man is a pestilence.

Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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