Saturday, January 09, 2010

Now He Knows Her Secret...

 
 

12 comments:

  1. What's her secret? That she has a gigantic head?

    Dying to know,

    TG

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  2. There is a reason that I never told you *my* secret, Dr. Z!

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  3. When I First Met Her
    She Swore She Was A Girl
    She's The Shemale Of My Email
    And The Breaker Of My Heart

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  4. "...that I can erase your face with a single glance."

    or

    "I'm not really Ava Gardner, she's been dead 20 years."

    "That'll be $2,000.00.... CASH!"

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  5. Is it the same as mAnn Coulter's secret?

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  6. She accessorizes with toilet paper collars? Her boobies are shaped like pac man? There are hidden faces in her abdomen?

    What? I beg you!

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  7. Tengrain: If you look closely at the proportion of the two figures in this picture, the woman is a bout 2 feet taller than the man! Maybe that's her secret. ;o)

    Fran: Ack! What is *your* secret, FranIAm?!?! I'm dying to know! ;o)

    Teresita: Ha! That's what you get for going on Match.com! ;o)

    Freida Bee, MD: Hee hee! That would be awesome! :o)

    JustJoeP: Then she is probably a suitable appointee for the Commerce Department! ;o)

    Targa: Ack! It must be one of those things! ;o)

    billw: Ann Coulter's recent breast augmentation surgery is the latest stage of her ongoing sex change and gender reassignment surgery. Soon her life-long dream of being a woman will become a reality! [ 1, 2, 3 ]

    Darwin's Dagger: Yay! At least she has good taste. ;o)

    Jess Wundrun: I'm sorry, but I can't tell you. (Boobies are shaped like Pac Man?) ;o)

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  8. See, this is why we blondes just can't deal with raven-haired temptresses. Too many secrets.

    I'd rather have an orangutan.

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  9. Her secret ... have the spots come back? Looks like a job for Valtrex!

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