I am shocked (shocked, I say!)
at the blatent misrepresentation created recently by the website Crooks and Liars
. This brand of yellow journaism directed at Vice President Cheney is false and reprehensible.
A recent photo that was posted on the White House website
led to some speculation as to what was reflected in the lenses of his sunglasses.
This, of course, is hogwash! Upon closer examination, you can clearly see that the the reflected image is merely Cheney's own hand holding the half-eaten thigh bone of a murdered Iraqi child that has been "liberated" by his good friends at Blackwater USA. Mystery solved! (Nothing to see here, people. Move along, move along...)