Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Ann Coulter's Boobs Soon to get More Respect Among Journalists

Ann Coulter has recently completed breast augmentation surgery as the latest stage of her ongoing sex change and gender reassignment surgery. Soon her life-long dream of being a woman will become a reality!

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At Tue Sep 11, 03:55:00 AM, Blogger Distributorcap said...

no amount of surgery will make her any more human -- that is not possible

At Tue Sep 11, 08:19:00 AM, Blogger Germaine Gregarious said...

If they aren't implants, I'm guessing they are the egg sacs of a tarantula.

At Tue Sep 11, 10:51:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

She'll be keeping her penis in a jar.

At Tue Sep 11, 09:49:00 PM, Anonymous Omnipotent Poobah said...

Her Adam's Apple looks markedly smaller, maybe it just fell into her bra a padded things a bit.

At Tue Sep 11, 10:02:00 PM, Blogger Freida Bee said...

I'm sure they will give her the confidence she needed to finally speak her mind....great.

At Wed Sep 12, 02:00:00 AM, Anonymous Dee Loralei said...

DrZ, your mission, should you choose to accept it..........Take the politicians and "public people" like Ann Poultergeist and give them theme songs....When I saw that pic, I thought "Tits and Ass" from A Chorus Line for Anne.... but that's unfair to the song... it talked about fixing the nose also, and said nothing about the Adam's Apple.. so maybe something from 'Madam Butterfly'.?

This could be fun... you have some really creative intelligent posters on here.....

And per down below, it was Rob Junklas, Memphis Grove Thing... that's the fun song I was talking about.

At Wed Sep 12, 09:06:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Distributorcap: You are right. The undead can never truly come back to life.

Germaine Gregarious: Eek! Where do you come up with this crap? I'm not going to sleep for a week!

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein: All three of them.

Omnipotent Poobah: I think they airbrushed it out.

Freida Bee: Do you mean that she has been holding back until now? Sheesh. That's a gruesome thought.

Dee Loralei: Hmm... I'm not much of a songwriter... I'll have to think about it.

At Tue May 13, 01:11:00 AM, Blogger BadTux said...

Pump any more silicone under there, and her skin will explode like a five pound sausage in a one pound sausage case.

On the other hand...

Pump more silicone under there, Ann! We need the entertainment (no matter how gory)!

- Badtux the Bloody-minded Penguin


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