Minister of Science and Chief Protector of the Faith

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Happy Birthday To Me!

No time for blogging today - It's my birthday! I was born in 3795 A.D., which means that I am negative 1785 years old! (Try and explain that to the DMV.) I think that I shall spend my birthday digging up some old friends. (Do you know why they put big fences around cemeteries? Because people are just dieing to get in!) In the meantime, you can watch this swell video of "The Adventures of Lil' Cthulhu". (Gosh, he's a cute little fellah!)

By the way, tomorrow the 16th is BAC's Birthday, so we are practically sharing the same shallow grave! Also, Tuesday the 13th was Texas Betsy's Birthday!

Banana Twinkies for everybody!

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At Thu Apr 15, 10:59:00 AM, Blogger Kelly the little black dog said...

Happy Birthday Dr. Z! So are you having cake, pie, or both?

At Thu Apr 15, 11:00:00 AM, Blogger Seeing Eye Chick said...

OMG Banana Twinkies! Yum!
Happy Birthday Dr Z.

At Thu Apr 15, 11:42:00 AM, Blogger wide world of dave said...


oh and btw


At Thu Apr 15, 12:13:00 PM, Blogger sunshine said...

Happy Birthday Dr.Zed! My daughter Gabby's birthday is tomorrow. I seem to attract the "Aries" crowd. :)

I hope that you have a wonderful, lovely birthday and that someone special bakes you a soft, moist chocolate cake!

((Hugs)) *with a titty press cause it's your special day. :P *


At Thu Apr 15, 12:25:00 PM, Blogger Some Guy said...

I'm afraid I can't believe you until I see a birth certificate.

Just kidding. Happy Birthday, Dr. Z!

At Thu Apr 15, 12:31:00 PM, Blogger Randal Graves said...

I'm not buying you anything.

Hey, L'il Cthulhu disappeared, you Kenyan!

At Thu Apr 15, 12:37:00 PM, Blogger 3NINO said...


my braaainnnn!!!!

At Thu Apr 15, 12:55:00 PM, Blogger Darwin's Dagger said...

That's all Dr. Zaius needs to have brought up again, that whole rumor that he wasn't born in Ape City and was really a secret underground human mutant.

At Thu Apr 15, 02:48:00 PM, Blogger Tengrain said...

I shall have two slices of cake, please.

Happy Birthday, ya big Ape!



At Thu Apr 15, 04:58:00 PM, Blogger Terry said...

Huh. So Apes have the same annoying habit as humans of flaunting their mathematical prowess by counting their birthdays. It's so easy a caveman can do it.

At Thu Apr 15, 06:00:00 PM, Blogger aironlater said...

All Hail The Reign Of Zauis!

Happy Birthday good sir. Hope you are well.

At Thu Apr 15, 07:21:00 PM, Blogger Steve said...

Happy B Day Dr Z!

At Thu Apr 15, 08:39:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Happy BDay Aries - are you headstrong by any chance?

At Thu Apr 15, 08:43:00 PM, Blogger Stony said...

Old enough to know better, and at -1785 years, way too young to care. May the years continue to delight you, and may you suffer little or no lower back pain.

At Thu Apr 15, 09:45:00 PM, Blogger gmb said...

Happy Birthday, Dr. Zauis. Wishing you many millenia more.

At Fri Apr 16, 01:20:00 AM, Blogger Juan Felipe said...

Thank You for all you share with the world! Rejoice, your rein is near!

At Fri Apr 16, 01:21:00 AM, Blogger Liberality said...

You can have both of my slices. Happy birthday to you!

At Fri Apr 16, 12:48:00 PM, Blogger zencomix said...

Happy Birthday, Apeman!

At Fri Apr 16, 11:32:00 PM, Blogger susan said...

I hope you had whipped cream on both your cake and birthday pie. You can have my share of Banana Twinkies as your gift.

At Sat Apr 17, 12:09:00 AM, Blogger Sleestak said...

Happy Birthday!

At Sat Apr 17, 09:06:00 AM, Blogger Freida Bee, MD said...

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At Sat Apr 17, 09:09:00 AM, Blogger Freida Bee, MD said...

Happy Birthday, Dear Doctor! All those preservatives in Twinkies are doing marvels in your age reversal process. (People in the break room at my work are eating breakfast tacos that I want some of as they talk about losing weight, hence my previous comment/ slip. ;) You're a wonder!

At Sat Apr 17, 10:24:00 AM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Kelly the little black dog: Cake! Chocolate cake! Thank you, Kelly. ;o)

Seeing Eye Chick: Banana Twinkies are awesome! Thank you, Seeing Eye Chick! ;o)

wide world of dave: TY, WWOD! I think the first thing that Jesus would do would be to admonish you for swearing in an acronym. ;o)

Sunshine: Yay! Your daughter was almost born on the same day as me! She must be a very intelligent child. I did indeed eat soft, moist chocolate cake on my birthday. Thank you, Laura! ;o)

Some Guy: Thanks, Some Guy! I am afraid hat I left my birth certificate back in Ape City. Would you accept a library card? ;o)

Randal Graves: Cheapskate! I have now fixed the broken link. Sorry about that! ;o)

3NINO: Thanks, 3NINO! Are you offering your brain for experimental brain surgery? ;o)

Darwin's Dagger: Ack! Sordid lies and malicious mistruths! I was only in the Forbidden Zone to find the Alpha Omega Bomb! And to try some of their delicious pizza, of course... ;o)

Tengrain: Thanks, Tengrain! Two slices of cake it is! ;o)

Terry: Bah! Try counting your birthdays in a time machine, you young whippersnapper! ;o)

Aironlater: Thanks, Aironlater! I am glad that you accept mankind's inevitable fate. ;o)

Steve: Thanks, Steve! ;o)

Jang-chub Ozer: Headstrong? You betcha! ;o)

Stony: Thanks, Stony! You are very kind. And my lower back thanks you too! ;o)

GMB: Thanks, GMB! You are as young as you feel! ;o)

Juan Felipe: Yay! The Rein of Zaius is at hand! Thank you, Juan Felipe. ;o)

Liberality: Don't mind if I do! Thanks, Liberality! ;o)

Zencomix: Thanks, Zencomix! I love that song! ;o)

Susan: Thanks, Susan! I love whipped cream! And Banana Twinkies. You are very kind! ;o)

Sleestak: Thanks, Sleestak! ;o)

Freida Bee, MD: Thanks, Freida Bee! My patented age reversal process is soon to be all the rage. We must look our best! Hmm... I am going to have to try one of those breakfast taco thingies... ;o)

At Sat Apr 17, 09:58:00 PM, Blogger BAC said...

Happy Birthday, Dr. Z! I'd follow you anywhere!


At Sun Apr 18, 02:08:00 PM, Blogger Fran Langum / Blue Gal said...

Happy Birthday to you, too! late to the party as usual.

At Sun Apr 18, 04:24:00 PM, Blogger Tim said...

Happy belated birthday, Z.

You don't look a day over -1786.

At Wed May 12, 05:43:00 PM, Blogger Odile said...

he´s sooooooooooooo cute, but I´m such a good christian so I will not be happy to be eaten by him (no matter how nice, cute, spongy he seems)

At Wed May 12, 05:45:00 PM, Blogger Odile said...

An happppppppppppppyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy birthdaaaaaaaaaaay.

Feliz Cumpleaaaaaaaaaaaaños

(sorry for the delay)


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