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Thursday, April 15, 2010

I Also Like Chocolate Milk

When I heard that Sarah Palin likes bendy straws [ 2, 3, ], my first reaction was...

"You too?"

3 Comments:

At Thu Apr 15, 11:03:00 AM, McGriddle Pants said...: Zaius, I'd really appreciate it if you'd grab some of those bendy straws and shove them down Palin's throat.
She's a money whore. And i hate how none of her "followers" can see it. Her and Glen Beck. barfffffff
At Thu Apr 15, 11:05:00 AM, Darwin's Dagger said...: Liking bendy straws is like liking puppies, who the hell doesn't. And what's the point of that second picture other than to make me run screaming out of the room.

That Palin's such a MILF (Moron I'd Like to Forget).
At Sat Apr 17, 10:30:00 AM, Dr. Zaius said...: McGriddle Pants: Both Palin and Beck have a message for the American people. Unfortunately they both have the WRONG message. ;o)

Darwin's Dagger: Not to be confused with Mitt Romney's MILF acronym. (Mormon I'd Like to Forget). ;o)

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Dr. Zira, I must caution you. Experimental brain surgery on these creatures is one thing, and I'm all in favor of it. But to suggest that we can learn anything about the simian nature from a study of man is sheer nonsense. Man is a menace, a walking pestilence. He eats up his food supply in the forest, then migrates to our green belts and ravages our crops. The sooner he is exterminated, the better. It's a question of simian survival.

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