Arming bears so that they can bear arms

Senator George Allen has decided that as his parting shot to the cruel world that has sent him packing that he shall introduce legislation that will make it easier for bears to get firearms! Colbert's gonnna freak, dude.

A Parting Shot From George Allen
As a last little gift to America, Senator George Allen, who was narrowly defeated by James Webb this month, has introduced what may be his final piece of legislation: a bill that would allow the carrying of concealed weapons in national parks. The argument behind the bill is that national park regulations unfairly strip many Americans of a right they may enjoy outside the parks. The bill has passed to the Senate Committee on Energy and Natural Resources, where we hope it will die the miserable death it deserves. New York Times