"Let's have some fun with Sean Hannity's new web hook-up site, shall we? Of course this is malicious, cruel and mean-spirited, but hey... what the hell? It's fun! (I've cherry-picked some of the more amusing quotes and smashed them together for your amusement...)" Red Tory [ 2 ]
"I believe that there is nothing that can be said that Billy Joel hasn't put in a song."
"Although I live at the edge of civilization, I have a car..."
"I open doors for women, I help carry heavy things, and yes, I've even helped an old lady cross the street."
"I discovered Sean Hannity last year and can’t imagine life before him! I’m divorced."
"I'm looking for that special someone to share the good times with and to help me spread political pornography and the vast right-wing conspiracy across the globe."
"I can no longer stomach the warm and fuzzy Liberal feminist Bush hating females. I am a grateful member of a recovery group called alanon."
"I am shy and introspective. I also run my mouth too much; this, combined with my public shyness, sometimes makes appear 'aloof' to other people. To me, being Christian is not about religion, but rather having a relationship with God through Jesus Christ, by faith alone, through His Grace. [WTF?] It means we have the present possession of eternal life, guaranteed by Christ's intercession in Heaven before the Father, and the Holy Spirit's presence. [Do you need a secret decoder ring, or something? "being Christian is not about religion, but..." How is that not about religion? Zaius] If I sound like someone you'd lke [sic] to get to know better, drop me line."
"I have only been interested in politics for about a year and half. I daily listen to Mr Hanity and several other conservative talk radio shows. I feel like I have been set free from the matrix!"
"What sort of woman catches my eye? Well, she obviously must love God first and above all! From there, loving dogs and animals in general is probably helpful, since it's a 'package deal.' A good reputation is a must, and being a pro-military conservative is sort of necessary... if you know what I mean."
Red Tory: Hannity's Lonely Hearts Club
Red Tory: More Fun With Hannidate