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Thursday, November 30, 2006

The latest wrinkle in the Britney Spears / Kevin Federline Rubic's Cube of Matrimony

The timing for an emergency congressional amendment to save the
Britney Spears/Kevin Federline marriage is growing critical!

(Why we must Save Britney's Marriage!)

Click here for the unrestricted view of Britney's 'no-no special place' - Warning: The content is not as adult as you might thinkClick here for the unrestricted view of Britney's "no-no special place"
Warning: The content is not nearly as adult as you might think

Who Needs Panties?
Britney Spears, out with Paris Hilton, bares way too much
Britney Spears Parties With Paris Hilton, Leaves Underwear at Home
In the past week, Spears — who has a 1-year-old and 2-month-old at home — has spent every single night partying with Hilton (and, occasionally, Lohan).

A quick study, Spears — long absent from the scene, what with being married and pregnant and all — has already picked up such "It" girl tricks as how to make sure your picture winds up everywhere.

Such as, don't wear underwear and flash your crotch while pretending you hate the paparazzi and tearfully begging for them to leave you alone.
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Britney -- Hit Me With Your Best Shot
It's official -- Britney Spears hates panties.

For the second night in a row, and the third time in a week, Britney Spears gave the world an unrestricted view of her no-no special place.

The pop princess gave photogs the sneak peek late last night at a gas station in Santa Monica. This time, Paris Hilton was nowhere to be found.

Britney's shocking actions are causing some of her fans to panic. After Perez Hilton posted a series of revealing shots from Monday night, fans began to flood Brit's MySpace page with concerned notes. One fan begged, "I have supported you since forever. PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE, don't make it harder to stay by your side."

Britney Buys Panties!
Despite persistent sightings of Brit's bare bits, she just spent more than $3000 on thongs and other fancy underthings at trendy Le Bra Lingerie boutique in West Hollywood, the place where Katie Holmes picked up her honeymoon unmentionables.

Spears charged up a camisole and thong for $1315, a bustier and thong for $510, a black corset and matching red thong for $300, and a yellow bra and thong for $333, among other things. So many thongs, so little time!

Britney goes "cowboy" on her fans
FOX News: The Britney Spears Celebrity Center (sponsored by L.L. Bean!) Britney Spears Hates Panties: Show It Baby, One More Time!
National Ledger: Britney Spears Without Paris Hilton, Without Panties: Yes, Again
MSNBC: Brit's bits: Pop star caught without panties Britney -- Hit Me With Your Best Shot Britney Buys Panties!
National Ledger: Britney Spears No Panties Tour Making Fed-Ex Look Good Britney Spears Is A Mess, Photographed Without Panties Hey Britney, Wake Up! You're Rich! And a Mom! that mystery in your panties
Save Britney's Marriage Links
Jon Swift: Save Britney's Marriage
Zaius Nation: Won't congress do something?
Zaius Nation: We must save Britney's marriage now--before it is too late!


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At Thu Nov 30, 09:18:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is there anything that this skank won't do? Eat your heart out Heather Mills!

At Thu Nov 30, 09:23:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Britney acts like she is NUTS!! She acts like Heather Mills (Paul McCartney's 2nd wife). Doesn't anyone have any morals anymore?


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