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Thursday, April 19, 2007

Let's play... Name That Psycho!

In never ending quest for quality news programming, the media has found a winner in it's latest American beauty pageant that is directed at the gruesome category of "highest number of kills by an American psycho." My deepest condolences to the family and friends of the victims of this shooting, as well as the American viewing public - who is being forced to watch the unfolding media spectacle that is taking place.

There are some really great posts on the subject, including the likes of the Omnipotent Poobah, Electronic Cerebrectomy, DownWithTyranny! and Brilliant at Breakfast via Spiiderweb.

Archie Andrews
Game Show Host: Let's play...Name That Psycho!

Archie Andrews
Contestants: Yay!

Archie AndrewsGame Show Host: The clues are: This American psycho has been know to wear paramilitary gear during a press release, and is responsible for the sensless deaths of many Americans.

Archie Andrews
Contestant #1: Fidel Castro!

Archie AndrewsGame Show Host: No, Fidel Castro is a Cuban, not an American. This psycho has poor interpersonal communication skills, and when on camera he tends to give speeches that are incoherent and filled with hate.

Archie Andrews
Contestants: Hey! It must be one of those FOX News psychos!

Archie AndrewsGame Show Host: This psycho blames all of his problems on those around him, and this psycho has a casual disregard for the lives of others. He has been diagnosed as a danger to himself, and others.

Archie Andrews
Contestant #3: He is talking about the President, right?

Archie Andrews
Contestant #1: Hmm,... That must be it. Who else could it be? Unless he means Cho Seung-Hui. We need more clues!

Archie Andrews
Game Show Host: Ha Ha! This is a tough one, all right! Let's ask the studio audience...

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At Thu Apr 19, 10:28:00 AM, Anonymous Jess Wundrun said...

Did cho blow up frogs with firecrackers, too?

At Thu Apr 19, 01:35:00 PM, Blogger Dr. Zaius said...

Yipes! I didn't know about that!

"We were terrible to animals," recalled [Bush pal Terry] Throckmorton, laughing. A dip behind the Bush borne turned into a small lake after a good rain, and thousands of frogs would come out. "Everybody would get BB guns and shoot them," Throckmorton said. "Or we'd put firecrackers in the frogs and throw them and blow them up.", Daily Kos

Good point, Jess.


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