Let's play... Name That Psycho!

In never ending quest for quality news programming, the media has found a winner in it's latest American beauty pageant that is directed at the gruesome category of "highest number of kills by an American psycho." My deepest condolences to the family and friends of the victims of this shooting, as well as the American viewing public - who is being forced to watch the unfolding media spectacle that is taking place.

There are some really great posts on the subject, including the likes of the Omnipotent Poobah, Electronic Cerebrectomy, DownWithTyranny! and Brilliant at Breakfast via Spiiderweb.

Game Show Host: Let's play...Name That Psycho!

Contestants: Yay!

Game Show Host: The clues are: This American psycho has been know to wear paramilitary gear during a press release, and is responsible for the sensless deaths of many Americans.

Contestant #1: Fidel Castro!

Game Show Host: No, Fidel Castro is a Cuban, not an American. This psycho has poor interpersonal communication skills, and when on camera he tends to give speeches that are incoherent and filled with hate.

Contestants: Hey! It must be one of those FOX News psychos!

Game Show Host: This psycho blames all of his problems on those around him, and this psycho has a casual disregard for the lives of others. He has been diagnosed as a danger to himself, and others.

Contestant #3: He is talking about the President, right?

Contestant #1: Hmm,... That must be it. Who else could it be? Unless he means Cho Seung-Hui. We need more clues!

Game Show Host: Ha Ha! This is a tough one, all right! Let's ask the studio audience...